Okay, I've decided to stick in my PC Game: NBA LIVE 2003 to settle this once and for all.
I have made a minor adjustment for the first team, as I have inserted my little bald head in the lineup...with moderate stats, at a 5'10" height, and a 225 lbs.
Center- Shaq
small forward- Kevin Garnett
power forward- Dennis Rodman
point guard- Jay Landry #9
shooting guard- Jordan
The other team is:
Center- Wilt Chamberlin
small forward- Larry Bird
power forward- Moses Malone
point guard- Magic Johnson
shooting guard- Chris Mullins
Marv Albert and Mike Fratello will be announcing:
Marv Albert: "...and there's the tipoff. Kevin Garnett is - STEAL! Number 9 dunks it!"
Mike Fratello: "You know, home court advantage is so important to-"
Marv Albert: "-STEAL! Number 9 dunks it!"
Mike Fratello: "It looks like the Rookies are off to a fast start-"
Marv Albert: "-STEAL! He jams it home! Number 9!"
Mike Fratello: "Marv, I think the Veterans-"
Marv Albert: "-STEAL! He jams it home! Veterans ball... STEAL! Number 9 dunks-STEAL! He jams it home!"
Mike Fratello: "It looks like the Rookies are off to a fast-"
Marv Albert: "-STEAL! For three for #9! Good!"
Mike Fratello: "Marv, I think the Rookies-"
Marv Albert: "-STEAL! Number 9 dunks it!"
Mike Fratello: "It looks like The Rookies are off to a fast sta-"
Marv Albert: "-STEAL! #9 jams it home!"
Marv: "Steal! He jams it home! This is an obscenity unto the very face of mankind!"
Mike: "That's right, Marv! This game is become a horror crawled up from the sewer of Hades! Oh, that I were born blind!"
Marv: "Steal! Number 9 dunks it! Number 9 can go screw himself!"
Mike: "You know, there is no God, Marv! Not a single God!
Marv: "Steal! For three by #9! Good!"
Mike: "Good, in the same way that the holocaust was good!"
Marv: "Steal! He jams it home!"
Final score:
Number 9's (rookies) team 925 ---- Veteran's Team 0
Clearly, the Rookie team would win.
(heavily plagiarized and not my original material...you want to know who really wrote this? Ask BakedCanuck. He knows. )