Are you saying that my refined logic, has weighed so heavily on your mind, that you have turned into a green Egyptian? Sorry Cameo.
My advice on this one. Go to your nearest Shoppers Drug Mart. Ask for the cosmetics section. What you will be looking for, is the flesh tone foundations.
This will at least get you through in public areas until science can find a way to get the normal colour back in your face.
As for the culture, well, theirs nothing wrong with being Egytian. It's just that, today egyptians dress a little differently. But who knows maybe you'll be able to revive an old fashion. These things have a way of coming back in style you know.