The most functional english word,.

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The Most Functional English Word THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, And tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling
shit,
catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hit s the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
in a
bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of
the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't
give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a
shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you
happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR
BETWEEN..

LockedChaos

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to
go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore,
it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.