Watchtower Bible and Tractor Pull Society

by munchausen 4 Replies latest social humour

  • munchausen
  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    Welcome to the board, Munchausen! I was hoping that you'd make a thread so everyone could see that we have a new one!

  • free2think
    free2think

    I just read the first bit but it was very funny.

    I've bookmarked it for later.

    Thanks

    edit: And Welcome

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    This part is hilarious!

    Witnesses believe that during the war of Armageddon, which they believe to be imminent, the wicked and anyone cool will be destroyed, and that the survivors of this event, along with individuals deemed worthy of resurrection , will form a new zombie society ruled by The Watchtower, Bible, and Tractor Pull Society of New York Inc , and have the possibility of living forever in an earthly paradise as the zombie servants of Zombie Jesus.
  • Elders Son
    Elders Son

    144,000 "Co-pimps" ....Absolutely Awesome...!!!!!!!

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