The Douchiest Phone Message In History

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I'm giving you until a 3:00 PM deadline to listen to this phone recording and post your thoughts on it.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

free2think

OH MY GOD He sounded lovely, i can't think why she didn't call him back.

sacolton

He sounds fake ... and gay.

brinjen

Wow. He sounds like a great catch.

brinjen

OH MY GOD He sounded lovely, i count think why she didnt call him back.

Some women just don't appreciate a good man when they meet one. Girls, understand men like this don't just drop out of the sky.

White Dove

Douchiest?

Douchbaggery?

So, this is not an attempt to bring back a lost sheep?

jgnat

Oh, my. It's a good thing he left a nice, long list of reasons why she shouldn't call him back. He just saved himself a whole lot of heartache.

White Dove

Is this a phone witnessing call or a dating hotline?

free2think

Some women just don't appreciate a good man when they meet one. Girls, understand men like this don't just drop out of the sky.

You are right Brin, he's a keeper. I just wish i could get a hold of his number somehow.

Octarine Prince

Olga provided the recorded audio. Remember that.

I am picturing him. He has his BlackBerry on his belt, and sunglasses on, trying to look cool in the Starbucks line. Tell me I'm off.

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

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