Why the end is sooo close! Latest illogical JW logic

by Quandary 41 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    'because this is the first time in human history that a black man will probably be president of the US. All other forms of government have had their day, now that a black man will be president, the angels, mankind and Satan cannot claim that Jehovah didn't give every possible chance for humans to make it without his rulership'

    LMAO!

    I can just see Satan arguing with the Big Guy about the fact that Armageddon's arrival was premature because a chance was never given to a "brotha".

    Too funny!

  • megawatt
    megawatt

    How funny is it that you can say the most wacked out shit you can think of as long it's PRO-WTBS, and the rest of the flock stands without a flinch, nodding their heads in agreement.

    Watch Mcain become president, lol...

  • Gordy
    Gordy

    This is one of the best "reasons" (I use the word loosely, as JWs can't reason) for "the end" being close, that I have heard.

    He would have said the same thing if Hilary Clinton had been nominated. A woman in charge!!

    Hey1 We've had a woman Prime Minister in UK . Mind you, some thought that was the end

    I suppose if McCain is elected he will say that Jehovah has postponed the end.

    Do JWs these days have a room in Brooklyn were they churn out these idiotic thoughts?

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Wonder if this little gem was not used on the Kennedy election - the first Catholic?

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    gotta love them elders, who else can have their foot in their mouth whilst having their head up their ass! now thats some talent

  • Quandary
    Quandary

    Well, evidently this nonsense is making the rounds. A "sister" called my office today for her personal business but before ending the conversation she said 'What do think about these elections? Interesting times indeed, the end has to be close with a black being the favored candidate to win the election and the fact that it the was first time in history that a woman came so close blah blah blah' Mind you she is not in the same congregation as the elder mentioned at the begining of this thread.

    I said, "England had Margaret Thatcher, Germany has Angela Merkel, I don't think it would be a big deal if Hillary would have clinched the nomination. Regardless of whether a black man or a woman became president, it would still be an American democracy, not a different form of government."

    She said ' yeah, but it still is unprecedented and the fact that the US is the LAST world power this has to be very significant!!'

    Not wishing to waste my time discussing a moronic issue, I said "sorry, but I have a lot of work to do, talk to you lalter."

    I gave up. You cannot fight circular reasoning!

    Q

  • pseattle2
    pseattle2

    Well, evidently this nonsense is making the rounds. A "sister" called my office today for her personal business but before ending the conversation she said 'What do think about these elections? Interesting times indeed, the end has to be close with a black being the favored candidate to win the election and the fact that it the was first time in history that a woman came so close blah blah blah' Mind you she is not in the same congregation as the elder mentioned at the begining of this thread.

    I said, "England had Margaret Thatcher, Germany has Angela Merkel, I don't think it would be a big deal if Hillary would have clinched the nomination. Regardless of whether a black man or a woman became president, it would still be an American democracy, not a different form of government."

    She said ' yeah, but it still is unprecedented and the fact that the US is the LAST world power this has to be very significant!!'

    Not wishing to waste my time discussing a moronic issue, I said "sorry, but I have a lot of work to do, talk to you lalter."

    I gave up. You cannot fight circular reasoning!

    This is the greatest proclamation in the "signs and wonders" category that I have ever seen come from the JWs. And by "greatest," I mean stupidest.

    "Oh my gosh, we're going to get a black man as President -- the end of the world's coming for sure!" Does anybody find that just the weeist bit racist? I wonder how African-American Jehovah's Witnesses would react to this.Or any other races who haven't been elected to the main office. Wouldn't a Latin-American or Asian-American be pissed off that their races didn't get a chance to rule the world?

    Oh, oh, and this hypothetical: What if Obama is elected and the country gets better? Then will mankind have succeeded at ruling himself? The angels and Satan would have to say mankind succeeded in ruling himself.

    Is Jehovah going to give Obama a full two terms? The way I see it he owes the dude at least four years to see where he's going.

    This is positively olympic in its stupidity.

    --P

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    *to be read with a Gomer Pyle accent*

    Make fun all you want, but there's no denyin' it:

    It's closer today than it was yesterday!

    yep, yep.

    Now pass the Watchtowers pleeze.

    The end is nearer than ever.

    Do not go to college.

    Do not pass Go.

    Do not collect $200.

    Work at Mickey D's in your 70's.

    om

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    jesus tap-dancing christ........<bangs head on wall>

  • loosie
    loosie

    ah ha!!! They haven't let a woman rule yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Then the end will come. once god lets a woman mess it up as well.

    LMBO

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