How to understand the new "study edition" Watchtower

by sir82 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    honesthearted = gullible

    spiritual banquet = koolaid and applesauce

    meat in due season = rancid meat that needs heavy seasoning in order to choke it down

    new order = future time where you obey lots of orders

    organization = corporation

    spirit directed organization = corporation directed by spirits channeled in Brooklyn

    Armageddon(1) = future event, perpetually "just around the corner"

    Armageddon(2) = past event, 1874, 1914, 1915, 1925, 1941, 1975, really big but went unnoticed

    channel of communication = invisible spirit beings whispering nonsense into deluded old men's ears

    new light = latest nonsense whispered into deluded old men's ears by invisible spirit beings

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    I love it!

    RD

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    Here is a connection that destroyed my marriage:

    jehober = watchtower ... and

    watchtower = jehober.

    I could never get the ex to understand that abandoning the watchtower had nothing to do with me abandoning god. Which in retrospect, I finially figured out that god abandoned me. But that is a different story.

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