Name Things JWs Would Do If The GB Told Them To

by minimus 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • four candles
    four candles

    So,no blow jobs then??

  • lighthouse19something
    lighthouse19something

    Not buy life insurance- (it's gambling)

    give up internet

    not take Viagra or Levitra, if God does give you errections naturally.then you shouldn't have sex

    Ditto personal lubes

    give up bar-be-ques because it is associated with holidays

  • flipper
    flipper

    Jump off a cliff

  • Samuel Thorsen
    Samuel Thorsen

    Sacrifice their kids to Molock.

  • Mariusuk.
    Mariusuk.

    I think some of you are a little off with your thinking of modern JW's. The attitude seems now to be more along the lines of "We believe the teachings of the bible via the WTBTS however we have seen they are human and flawed, ultimately Jehovah will judge if they have done anything wrong and put it right" If they said you cannot do this and had to do that a modern JW would probably look at whether it was scriptural and make a decision that the society are wrong and jehovah will understand and make it all right. You see it happening on the education front now, modern JW's do get an education and proper jobs even though are DC's they are advised to PIONEER, PIONEER, PIONEER!!! Years ago no young JW would have contemplated university

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I wonder. They were told that they had to get all those wastes of paper out by March 22 at 4 PM with no leeway, and most of that got unfinished. About the only ones that got their wastes of paper were the waitresses at Tim Hortons and Starbucks.

    Maybe if they were told to tip the waitress at Starbucks with something better than a waste of paper...

  • worf
    worf

    Mariusuk,

    Your comment is true for some dubs, but not all. Three of my sisters still feel that you cannot question or disobey the gb in any form or fashion.

    Worf

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    I tried to get my (elder) father to admit that the CO should not have absolute power and we each need to determine for ourselves whats right and wrong. He said he'd do whatever the CO told him to do - this is gods channel! So I asked "If the CO says all elders now have to wear a pink tutu to the meetings and service, would you do it? You know this would violate bible principals, but would you listen to the CO over your conscience?"

    He said he'd wear the tutu.

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