describe yourself in one sentence

by wings 76 Replies latest jw friends

  • wings
    wings
    I'm the sexist man a live and drive all the woman crazy, but I have a soft heart and a good soul

    So now Homer we have it condensed to one word? If I was forced to one word it would be goofball....is that one word? (spell check please)

    Remember I read the ugly thread, I know the truth about your hotness. (spell check please)

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    short, fat, ugly, old and mean! (rolling on the floor screaming with laughter - hahahahahahaha)

  • wings
    wings
    short, fat, ugly, old and mean!

    My lady, you are my favorite short, fat, ugly, old and mean royality I know.

    I'm short too. Always wanted to be tall.

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty
    If I was forced to one word it would be goofball....is that one word?

    Does this mean we are breaking up now , I was going to be your man forever ?

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    why, thanks! (blushes slightly and looks away modestly) You're not so bad yourself!

  • freedomfighter
    freedomfighter

    Friendly, funny, social,active, thinker amd the creator of my own destiny.

  • wings
    wings

    Homer, does my confession of goofball end it? Alas, life goes on.

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    I'd pluck your wings any day sister, if I didn't have Marge !

  • wings
    wings
    I'd pluck your wings any day sister, if I didn't have Marge !

    Thank God for Marge....saved again.

  • wings
    wings
    Friendly, funny, social,active, thinker amd the creator of my own destiny.

    I love that.

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