TOP THIS for a speeding ticket...

by zeroday 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • zeroday
    zeroday

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15 North of the Marines Air Station Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill.

    The Officers were suddenly suprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and turned off.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

    Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.

    Back came a reply in true USMC style: Thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Futhermore, an air to ground missle aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.

    Fortunately the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missle system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missle was launched and your hostile radar was destroyed. Thank you for your concern.

    Semper Fi gang...

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog
    Futhermore, an air to ground missle aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.

    I bet ya the patrol officers wet their pants when they got word of this...YIKES!

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Hoo-RAH!!!!

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    Is this for real? Or was this supposed to go under "Humor"?

    I tried to find a mainline media report on this...only got links to jokes and funny stories...

    Thanks for the laugh...it made my morning....lol ...funny either way...

    Snakes ()

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog
    Is this for real? Or was this supposed to go under "Humor"?

    I think it's a humor thingy...though I could be wrong..could have happened..

  • zeroday
    zeroday
    Is this for real? Or was this supposed to go under "Humor"?
    I think it's a humor thingy...though I could be wrong..could have happened..

    I think it's a humor thing, I got it from my brother in law email...it would be very funny if it were true...

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    w00t!!!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Yeah, its a great story but not a true one.

    Aircraft do not automatically fire weapons... the pilot must "pull the trigger" so to speak.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    There was an incident about a year ago, when the pilot accidently left the "master arm" switch on and the computer on the plane put about thirty rounds into an elementary school. Fortunately it was Saturday.

  • Guest39
    Guest39

    Per Snopes - this is an urban legend
    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp
    Still funny, though

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