Yes my mum is now anointed..she is partaking of the emblems and says she "has no reason to live in paradise if we won't be there." So in protest she has decided to "move".....to heaven as a "king and Priest." It turns out Jehovah has invited her so that leaves 143,999 positions to be filled. God help those other anionted if they piss my mum off, she's a tough old love.
Ex-J.W = So my Mum says NOW she's anointed and going to heaven???
by Witness 007 14 Replies latest jw experiences
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mouthy
Well good for her At least she is obeying JESUS .who told us unless we partake of the emblems -we are not HIS.... Maybe she is listening to the HOLY SPIRIT... Dont knock it!!!!
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bluesapphire
LOL ... here we go. I'm expecting my MIL to do the same any day now.
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NewYork44M
Good for her. May be she can put in a good word for me when she gets there.
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Witness 007
Hey, my mum is anionted so if you have any requests for Jehovah let me know so I can pass it on....on the other hand it will feel wierd having my mum looking down at me from heaven....will she see my porno stash??? Damn!!!
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sir82
And so it begins.
Any takers on the number of "Memorial partakers" this year? Do I hear 20,000? 30,000?
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mouthy
witness 007..>....on the other hand it will feel wierd having my mum looking down at me from heaven....will she see my porno stash??? Damn!!!
Sorry my love she isnt looking down on you IF she is there. You see MY GOD says there are no tears, no pain etc: in Heaven & as a Mother I would cry if my son was looking at Porno so carry on messing up you eyes & mind & body with the filth that is using young innocent babies & little girls & boys
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Burger Time
As a priest and king couldn't she make you live in Paradise?
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Witness 007
Mouthy, that's exactly what my mum would say!!!! For the record there are no "babies, girls or boys" in my movies, just consenting adults....my wife seems to like them too, it spices up our love life!!
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mouthy
....will she see my porno stash??? Damn!!! SEE !!! YOU DID say that
& in your e-mail to me ,you said you didnt have any. I am old & stupid BUT I can still read .
Glad your porno isnt with the little ones.