What do you expect from such simple creatures?
your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men are just happier people
by helncon 6 Replies latest social humour
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helncon
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Kudra
No way dude, men get SO grumpy.
Women are always trying to be nice. (also, not always the best idea)
In all of the relationships I know (friends n stuff) the guy is ALWAYS the moody one...
I have to call BS on THIS one...! even tho you have a bunch of little "truisms", guys are NOT always happy!
Gals?????
You with me on this one??
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XOCO
LOL!
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helncon
I think men have it so much easier.
I want to come back as a man!!!!!
Helen
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primitivegenius
You can never be pregnant.
some of us look like it tho
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
yeah but only one of them is black..... the other two are white and grey............ i want 3 pairs of black..... so i gotta throw the other two out.......... well after wearing them for 10 years.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.jock strap...........
nah we see em we just dont give a s***
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.and back....... dont forget to shave the back....... well ........... weed eat
my belly ALWAYS hides my big hips
my legs can also be used as a signaling device in emergencys...... glow in the dark white
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BlackSwan of Memphis
I read this to my husband the other day and he had to admit that some of it was right.
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ex-nj-jw
LOL
nj