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The 12-Woman Governing Body end Door-to-Door Ministry in Favor of World Wide Web Outreach Program
JW Physician and Social Services Missionaries Sent Out to Feed the Hungry and Heal the Sick
Abandoned

Pictures Found of Russell and Rutherford Caught in a Sex Act , Bethelites Want to Know Why ?
You forgot two words: Pictures Found of Russel and Rutherford Caught in a Sex Act, Bethelites Want to Know Why They Can't.
Homerovah the Almighty

Conventions will now have hold your breath contests at baptisms
Winners will receive " no field service duties for 6 months pass "
Homerovah the Almighty

Audio tapes found of Judge Rutherford saying " He's the King of The World, I new I could do it ! "
ssrriotsquad

Due to budget cuts, there will be no New Light for this year.
However, GB members still receive a hefty pay rise!
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THE TRUTH - We can't handle the Truth!
justhuman

Armageddon why it will never come!
Homerovah the Almighty

144.000 kicked out of Heaven for being in the Wrong Religion