Isn't God Awesome?

by Perry 450 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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    Is that perhaps why he got Himself born of Mary, and how come NT-God seems a lot nicer than OT-God?

    Very good observation, LittleToe.

    When God made everything and humans, He really didnt know what it was like to be human...

    so he was an oppressive, jealous, hot tempered teenager-god without a mom or dad to help him grow his growing pangs and temper tantrums.....

    so God has a very brilliant idea to come down and be born as a human male....

    (of course, not a female, god isnt stupid, he knew females were not taken seriously back then).....so he is born as a baby boy, loved as a baby, loved as a toddler, cared for, has brothers and sisters to play with and share with, learns how to relate to others younger than himself,

    trained as a carpenter by a good dad who was attentive and loving...grew a little wiser through his teenager years, probably had to fight the urge to masturbate...

    then as a young man of 30, but mature, is baptized...and has his memories of heaven restored (becuz holy spirit is an undercover intelligent lifeform),

    and realizes HOW EFFING DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE PERFECT!!!

    hence, your more tolerant, loving, sinner-forgiving, god-as-man, JESUS.

    Sorry to go offtopic....

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