As you probably know, an anagram is made by taking all of the letters in a word or phrase and re-arranging them to spell something else. Sometimes it can be humourously approprite what you can come up with. For instance, you can re-arrange the letters in
GEORGE W. BUSH to say:
"HE GREW BOGUS".
To be fair, you can also rearrange the letters in JOHN KERRY to spell HORNY JERK.
So, I was reading this post by a Witness who talked about how a hidden anagram reveals that Jehovah's Witnesses are definately the true religion!
Because an anagram for JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES actually is:
THE JEWISH SON SAVES.
I'm thinking, wow! A miracle! It's referring to Jesus. My eyes are opened!
So I decided to run an anagram program on some other JW terms and publication titles to see if there was any more divine secrets hidden in anagram form. Unfortunately, what I came up with did not exactly fall in line with this person's claim. Here's my list:
JW Publication Anagrams:
MAKE SURE OF ALL THINGS = "GOATLIKE HARMFULNESS"
THE KINGDOM IS AT HAND! = "STINKING, MAD HOTHEAD!"
THE TIME IS AT HAND! = "DEATH! (I'M HESITANT)"
INSIGHT ON THE SCRIPTURES = "CRETIN'S THOUGHT INSPIRES"
QUALIFIED TO BE MINISTERS = "QUESTIONABLE, DIRE MISFIT"
THE FINISHED MYSTERY = "THE FIENDISH MYSTERY!"
STUDIES IN THE SCRIPTURES = "ITCHIEST PUTRID SURENESS!"
EQUIPPED FOR EVERY GOOD WORK = "QUEER PROVOKER OF DODGY WIPE"
GOLDEN AGE = "DANGLE EGO!"
OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY = "UNKIND, GRIM MOROSITY"
MILLIONS NOW LIVING WILL NEVER DIE = "WIN ILL WILL. (INVOLVES DOMINEERING..)"
THIS MEANS EVERLASTING LIFE = "ENTHRALS NEGATIVE FLIMSIES"
BABYLON THE GREAT HAS FALLEN = "FLABBY ANGEL THREATENS HALO"
WHAT HAS RELIGION DONE FOR MANKIND? = "HOODWINK OR HINDERING MALFEASANT"
What's even worse?
FIELD SERVICE = "FIERCE DEVILS"!
CHARLES T. RUSSELL = "RUTHLESS CALLERS"
DISTRICT OVERSEER = "SERVICE DISTORTER"
MAKE THE TRUTH YOUR OWN = "THE WORN-OUT MURKY HATE"!
And the most disturbing of all?!!!!!
KINGDOM MELODIES = "GODLIKE DEMONISM" !!!!
lol,
Professor