KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING --- I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER.
Your favorite "bumper stickers"
by new boy 93 Replies latest jw friends
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loosie
I don’t hate you….I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence
God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
God is Coming And Is She Pissed
Lost: Shaggy white God, won't come when called, vengeful, source of planet wide misery, finder beware.
They're not hot flashes. My inner child is just playing with matches.
Women will never be satisfied because no man has a vibrating chocolate penis that ejaculates money
Man created God in his image: Intolerant, sexist, homophobic & violent.
Jesus had two dads and he turned out fine
Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
That's right sweetheart; dreams and goals are Satan's way of keeping you from making dinner.
Who are all these people and how come they're not kissing my ass?
Tea Party" sounds so much nicer than "Mob of Racists and Homophobes
You know, for an insane person you don't drool much.
How do adorable babies turn into jackass teenagers?
Marriage is having someone who'll die for you if you don't kill them first.
Gotta go. The kids chewed through their straps.
I’m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
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VampireDCLXV
WORK HARDER - Millions On Welfare Depend On you
I Owe, I Owe, So off to work I go!
I Don't SUFFER From Insanity - I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
Gun Control Means Using BOTH Hands
My Favorite Animal Is STEAK
Shit Happens
Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most
Make WAR, Not Babies
Hug A Logger - You'll Never Go Back To Trees
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies
YES, This is my truck - NO, I won't help you move
Your Kid Might Be An HONOR STUDENT But You're Still An IDIOT
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
V665
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tenyearsafter
Jesus Saves, But Gretzky Scores!
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will_the_apostate
honk if your elvis
i'm part of the problem
support your right to arm bears
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exwhyzee
Dear Auntie Em.....Hate You....Hate Kansas....Taking the Dog...Love Dorothy.
Abandon The Search For Truth....Settle For A Good Fantasy.
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about ?
My Kid beat the S_ _ _ T out of your Honor Student at Mayfair Elementary School.
VIZUALIZE WHIRRLED PEAS
I , Have The Body of An 18 Year Old Swimmer....( in my freezer)
Doo Doo Happens !
Every Time You Vote Republican, God Kills Another Kitten
You'reJust Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To...ME !
Pray For Obama Psalms 109:8 (may his days be few and may another take his place of leadership)
Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap!
The Sky Is Always Bluer At The Top Of The Windshield !
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loosie
Welcome to the dark side... did you think we were serious about the cookies?!?!?!
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new boy
I know I said I was leaving for awhile but I have to share this.
This last Saturday my son and I were heading to work. We saw a bumper sticker on a beat up truck. We looked at each other and busted a gut, it said.
"Armageddon has been postponed!"
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trevor
Holts make car repair paint. They brought out a sticker that said, " I only let Holts touch me up."
A married couple in the congregation with a last name of, Holts - stuck it on their car. It was fun until the elders made them remove it.
