A duck walks into a bar........

by MidwichCuckoo 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    I'd like to stress that no ducks were harmed in the making of this joke.

  • daydream1900
    daydream1900

    three tampons walking down the street!

    which one is more likely to talk to you??

    1.super?
    2.regular?
    3.super plus?



  • chiddy
    chiddy

    Steve Irwin walks into a cafe and asks for a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Apparently Jimmy Nail is singing Crocodile Shoes at Steve Irwins funeral - they wouldve asked Sting to sing but they thought it was inappropriate.

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586
    Apparently Jimmy Nail is singing Crocodile Shoes at Steve Irwins funeral - they wouldve asked Sting to sing but they thought it was inappropriate.

    Yeah, just a little bit inappropriate there. Well, more unfortunate than inappropriate.

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit