why is it always raining fire or the earth is opening up to kill people? Why can't it be something else, like a picture of Jehovah standing over a hundred people as they're tied down and a lazer is slowly making it's way to their bodies (a'la Goldfinger).
Jesus "What why are you leaving?"
Jehovah "I'm going to leave and assume everything has gone to plan."
Jesus "What if they escape?"
Jehovah "Look at this elaborate plan, it's got a lazer and an elaborate chair with many straps and so forth to hold them down. I must leave now and assume everything has gone to plan. One of the angels gave me a number of 144,001 people in heaven I have to go have that recounted. And I thought I made all Angels perfect."