Widowed Twice

by Pureheart 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Pureheart
    Pureheart

    A 40 year old man is having a conversation with a new friend:

    Man---I have been married twice. Both wives died.

    Friend---Oh, I am so sorry to hear that.

    Man----The first wife died from eating poison mushrooms.

    Friend---Oh no, that is so sad.

    Man----The second wife died from a concusion.

    Friend---Poor thing. What happened?

    Man---She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    I wonder what they did to him so that he would force feed them with poisonous mushrooms. Adultery, moaning too much, or was he just malicious?

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket
    I wonder what they did to him so that he would force feed them with poisonous mushrooms. Adultery, moaning too much, or was he just malicious?

    He must have married for money.

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