Watchtower Article Titles We'll Never See (page 2)

sunstarr

The Bible - God's Word or Man's?

Oh, wait.....they have that one already.

COMF

Nathan, man, you have me literally falling out of my chair laughing. I vote for this one as Best of Show:

"Babylon The Great Has Fallen - Big Honkin' Deal"

COMF

P.S. On this one, though: "The Beauty of Porcupine Sex" ...I believe it would be better rendered as, "Porcupine Sex: A Prickly Subject"

Thirdson

This is so easy, a bit like cut'n paste Watchtower articles.

Boys in Writing -- Honest Scholars or Heretics?
Where Can't You Find Trustworthy Guidance?
Unhelpful Teachings for our Not So Critical Times
Kingdom Proclaimers Inactive in all the Earth
Have You Found the Wrong Religion?
Why Does Fear Grip the Watchtower Society?
Unhappy in a Worldwide Sham of Brotherhood

and the December issue: Christmas, Is it Truly an Unhappy Time for Families?

All articles inspired by the Watchtower bound volume of 1994.

Thirdson

P.S. One from the Awake! Porcupine Procreation -- Proof that God has a Sense of Humor!

'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'

DannyBear

Great COMF! I needed a good laugh.

Nathan you outdid yourself....really funny stuff.

Why Pioneer when you can quit your job and collect unemployment anyway?

Do all heavenly thrones have proper sewage facilities?

Why the Patterson complex maintains its own pharmacy?

A prominent GB member asks: Just how many R rated movies do they show in first class?

Brother's and Sister's we need your undivided attention...for the next generation or two!

1914 What?

DannyBear

Nathan Natas

"Adorn Yourself With The Cloak of Gullibility"

"Sexual Activities God Smiles Upon"

"The Brain: Nature's Radiator"

"Questions Are For Fools"

"God's Kingdom Rules: How We Wrote Them"

"The Faithful and Discreet Slave: How Faithful? How Discreet?"

"Carefully Fleecing God's Flock"

"The Great Pyramid: Why We Wish It Would Just Go Away"

"Charles Taze Russell, Sky Pilot"

"Jehovah's Secret Decoder Ring"

Skimmer

"The Grand Climax Is At Hand - Theocratic Masturbation Technique"

Cassiline

The Bible, Governing Body's Words or the Governing Body's?

Questions Young People Ask? Mom, Dad is that Your Pot/Grass or Mine?

Pay Attention To your Private Parts

Mankinds Search For Columbian 'Gold'

My Book of Boobie Stories

How Can Blood Save Your Life- Take The Transfusion Dammit!

C

When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

aussiemarkbagley

Serve at Bethel where the guys are cute and gay!

GentlyFeral

Questions Young People Ask: Mom, Dad is that Your Pot/Grass or Mine?

Cassiline, do I know you?

Gently Feral

Cassiline

Not yet GentlyFeral.... but I would love to meet you!

C

When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

Watchtower Article Titles We'll Never See

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