by stuckinarut2 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
So when will this idea be tried? We have all seen the singing literature trolley /cart song disaster that was shown in Feb 2015.
I can just see this new idea appearing on jaydubyabroodcastin soon:
A singing contribution box that invites all to donate to the org....
"I have slots, give me lots,
of your cash, yes, Make a dash!"
'A handful of coins - that's OK, if you want to take a chance on judgement day.
But a large denomination note - that always gets Jehovah's vote.'
A singing contribution box? Lol! I wouldn't put anything past these clowns.
Another line the GB can use:
"money will be worthless at judgement day,
so give it all to us each and every day,
we will spend it and use it as we see fit,
but if you're ever in need you wont see a bit,
the carts have racks and they have wheels,
and our money boxes help us to steal,"
blah blah lalalala..lalalla
cha ching....
Money don't buy everything, it's true
But what it don't buy, I can't use
So give me m o n e y
That's what i want
Give me m o n e y
That's what I want
Song titles. 1) Tithe after Tithe 2) We are building up treasure today because
we don't know when tomorrow will come. 3) Good by to the BMW
4) That's why I'm Blessed, I think.
Love it!
How about "Jesus' Money Box"
From the Bible we know that in the days of old,
Jesus took collections of everyone's gold.
He took from the rich, and the orphans, and the widows,
Because he needed to build halls with flat roofs, and A/C, and windows.
Entrust Jesus with our money? Of course we can do this!
Because he entrusts his money box with the faithful apostle Judas!
