What Is Gods Name?

by Legolas 63 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich


    God's name is Fred Titanich.

    He lives in Canada. If you PM him, he'll email you the book he wrote as a gift to his earthly servants.

  • DaveNwisconsin
    DaveNwisconsin

    I call God Jesus, sometimes I even call him my friend.

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956
    Alternatively "V___GER".

    LT, is that a Star Trek I reference?

    Sherry

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    Names and titles are so cultural that if there is a God, to suppose that this entity requires a name is too human.

    For example,

    A young Indian (native american) child says to his father: 'Father, why is my sister call 'Running Water'

    Father: 'Because, when she was born, I came out of the teepee and the first thing I saw was a flowing river'

    Son: 'Father, why is my brother called 'Happy Bear'

    Father: 'Because, when he was born, I came out of the teepee and the first thing I saw was a bear, running free through the woods'

    Father: 'Why do you ask these question TwoDogsFucking ?

    steve

  • theinfamousone
    theinfamousone

    he goes by many names... some know him as Dave Antunes, some know him as the infamous one, and some just call him a sexy beast, but whatever you call him, remember, he is in all of you (well hot women that is) and can easily kick all your asses...

    the infamous one

    BOO YA!

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    If I come to the people of Israel and say to them, `The God of your fathers has sent me to you,' and they ask me, `What is his name?' what shall I say to them?"
    God said to Moses, "I AM WHO I AM." And he said, "Say this to the people of Israel, `I AM has sent me to you.'"

  • Golf
    Golf

    What did Jesus use?


    Golf

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    AbAp/Sherry: Yup - VoyaGER. Golf:
    Is that an alternative to WWJD?

  • avishai
    avishai
    The stoning

    CROWD OF WOMEN:
    [yelling]
    JEWISH OFFICIAL:
    Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
    MATTHIAS:
    Do I say 'yes'?
    STONE HELPER #1:
    Yes.
    MATTHIAS:
    Yes.
    OFFICIAL:
    You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
    CROWD:
    Ooooh!
    OFFICIAL:
    ...you are to be stoned to death.
    CROWD:
    Ahh!
    MATTHIAS:
    Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
    CROWD:
    Oooooh!
    OFFICIAL:
    Blasphemy!
    He's said it again!
    CROWD:
    Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
    OFFICIAL:
    Did you hear him?!
    CROWD:
    Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
    WOMAN #1:
    Really!
    [silence]
    OFFICIAL:
    Are there any women here today?
    CROWD:
    No. No. No. No...
    OFFICIAL:
    Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
    [CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
    MATTHIAS:
    Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
    OFFICIAL:
    Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
    CROWD:
    She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
    CULPRIT WOMAN:
    Sorry. I thought we'd started.
    OFFICIAL:
    Go to the back.
    CULPRIT WOMAN:
    Oh, dear.
    OFFICIAL:
    Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
    MATTHIAS:
    Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
    CROWD:
    Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
    OFFICIAL:
    You're only making it worse for yourself!
    MATTHIAS:
    Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
    CROWD:
    Oooooh!...
    OFFICIAL:
    I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
    [MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
    Right. Who threw that?
    [silence]
    Come on. Who threw that?
    CROWD:
    She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
    OFFICIAL:
    Was it you?
    MRS. A.:
    Yes.
    OFFICIAL:
    Right!
    MRS. A.:
    Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
    CROWD:
    Ah! Ooooh!...
    [CROWD stones MRS. A.]
    OFFICIAL:
    Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
    Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
    CROWD:
    Ooooooh!...
    [CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
    WOMAN #1:
    Good shot!
    [clap clap clap]
  • BETRUE
    BETRUE

    GODS NAME IS JEHOVAH, IT IS FOUND IN PSALMS 83:18

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