Jehovah was standing there with his cell phone fuming because this was the 896th time he was asked for help in a 2 hour span.
Let's write a short [or long] story....
by AK - Jeff 24 Replies latest jw friends
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Cori
They both jolted at the sound of Jehovah's voice. "I knew he was real" she cried while methodically kicking the old man between the legs.
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stillAwitness
"Jane! This is important! I've come to you for a reason." Mystery man pleads with all seriousness in his voice.
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existentialist
Just then, Jehova exclaimed, in a LOUD authoritarian voice...
"These are NOT my witnesses,and I am NOT pleased!! Now kindly give these people their minds and lives back!!!!" -
AK - Jeff
Jane, having heard the very voice of Jehovah began to weep and gnash her teeth, then she turned to the old man a wailed in the sound of a banshee, "You have destroyed my world, my life, my hope." Suddenly the man became young and took on the look of an angel.