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LeolaiaGolden Age Goodies


RECENTLYI had the pleasure to examine a stash of 1920s and 1930s Golden Age magazines, among the rarest of Watchtower publications. I thought it would be a fun idea to have a thread in which I share with you some of the amazing, ridiculous, hilarious things contained therein. Hence, this is the first post of a series of excerpts, scans, etc. entitled "Golden Age Goodies".

My hope is that y'all will take this "spiritual food" under due consideration, and then tear it apart with your incisive criticism and wit. Let the games begin!

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LeolaiaRe: Golden Age Goodies

GAG #1: HAIRCUTS DESTROY HAIR

Let me kick off the series with this awesome news item:

*** g24 11/19 p. 100 A Glimpse at the World News ***

[T]he bobbed hair craze is sure to lead to baldness, sooner or later.  The reason for this is that human hair is like a tube sealed at the free end.  When the hair is cut, the oils which are the life of the hair become dissipated.  The reason why men grow bald so quickly is that they have their hair cut so frequently and, in addition, wear tightly fitting hats, which cut off the circulation of the scalp.  The reason why women, hitherto, have had such beautiful hair is that they have not cut it; and the twisting and folding of the hair has helped to retain the natural oil.  Many women have turned against the fashion of bobbing the hair, and are letting their hair grow again.

 
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tall penguinRe: Golden Age Goodies
Damn it! And I just got my hair bobbed too! Oh well, time to grow out my crowning glory, oh weaker vessel that I am.
tall penguin
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damselflyRe: Golden Age Goodies
LMAO!!

I lack incisive critism and wit but this is just too funny!!
I wonder if these outdated ideas stick around in the oldtimers minds and trickle down to the incoming newbies and future generations? There was always the critism in my old hall whenever someone would get a shorter haircut and claims would be made that it was less feminine. Maybe a watered down version of this article?

Dams
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TDRe: Golden Age Goodies

 

Too funny!  -- The Golden Age really was the poster child for the wackier side of naturopathy.
RECENTLY I had the pleasure to examine a stash of 1920s and 1930s Golden Age magazines

That was probably interesting....Is there a story behind this find?

 
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hubertRe: Golden Age Goodies

Leolaia, you are gonna have fun with this !!! I got the "Thus sayeth Jehovah Witnesses", material  and it's got some of this stuff in it, plus I picked up some of this literature somewhere else, (I dunno where)???

I've read lots of this before, but when you get the actual scans of it, you then realize this is not a science fiction movie. Russel actually believed all this bull sh't  !!!

But I can't wait to hear more of this crap that the Watchtower adhered to, even though it was years ago. And, it wasn't really that long ago, if you take into effect that the W.T.S. has only been in business for 150+ years, compared to the Bible of 2,000+ years.

So, bring it on !!!!!!!!    I'm ready !

Hubert
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greendawnRe: Golden Age Goodies
That is old light Leolaia so there is no need to recall it, the new light from god came in its due season and tells us that it's the hormone balance that causes hair to fall.
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LeolaiaRe: Golden Age Goodies

hubert...Yeah, there's a ton of pearls and gems in these old issues.  I'm ready to dish some of them out!

The quote from GAG #1 was from a kinda early form of "Watching the World":

The GA editor was an avid reader of quack medical magazines.

 
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LeolaiaRe: Golden Age Goodies

TD....Not really, I just knew where to look.  Some pages I was able to photocopy, others I was able to take digital photos of.  Hope to be getting more through eBay in the near future...

 
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LeolaiaRe: Golden Age Goodies
GAG #2: $$$preading the Good News & Rutherford's Ego

This cartoon appeared in the following article (text follows):

*** g35 10/23 p. 50 Sound Car Witnessings Near Washington ***

Woman reading booklet: "Judge Rutherford explains these things so CLEARLY---".

Black woman holding up one of Rutherford's books: "What would you say to a po' gal dat loves de Lawd and only has 22 cents".

Two men reading Watchtower books over a game of chess: "Gee whiz, Bill -- all these books for a contribution of 35 cents -- you got a dime -- I have a quarter --".

Woman: "We have four of Judge Rutherford's books and think they are wonderful -- Wait, I'll call father --".

Retired Captain, U.S.N. and a Catholic: "--Anyone can see that what you call Armageddon is just ahead -- the world is too wicked--".

Another man: "I'll contribute to this work because I know it's a good work -- Give the books to someone who will read them".

Man reading one of Rutherford's books: "Why, this is Judge Rutherford! I've been listening to him over the radio for YEARS!"

Man at the door: "I've been waiting for one of Jehovah's Witnesses to call for weeks--".

O'Dean (& he's an elder in a church, too): "Judge Rutherford couldn't write these things unless he were used of God."

Woman accepting a book: "--WAIT a minute till I get some change--" (No trouble at all Madam).

Older woman signing a petition: "I'm a Roman Catholic, but I'll sign this petition for Judge Rutherford -- but I won't sign it for Father Coughlin".

Boy with catcher's mitt speaking to his mother: "--I want one of those books, Mom--".

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chassonRe: Golden Age Goodies
I will add slowly 5 different scans of Golden Age i have on my site, please wait, i am in the half of the first one.

The November 4, 1936.

Bye

Charles
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undercoverRe: Golden Age Goodies
Black woman holding up one of Rutherford's books: "What would you say to a po' gal dat loves de Lawd and only has 22 cents".

This is for real???  That picture wasn't doctored???

Geez...that's just plain racist, I don't care what era it's from.
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misanthropicRe: Golden Age Goodies
Black woman holding up one of Rutherford's books: "What would you say to a po' gal dat loves de Lawd and only has 22 cents".

This is for real???  That picture wasn't doctored???

Geez...that's just plain racist, I don't care what era it's from.

Yeah that's just crazy.

The article about going bald because of getting your hair "bobbed" seemed almost to be a parody.   
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LeolaiaRe: Golden Age Goodies

What is also striking about the African-American woman is that the cartoon alludes to the widow's mite story from the gospels (cf. Mark 12:41-44).  The implication is that 22 cents is all this very poor woman has (equivalent to $3.10 in today's dollars, adjusted for inflation), and she is willing to give it up in order to own one of Judge Rutherford's books.  That was enough money in those days to buy a ham sandwich.  But Rutherford's life-giving publications are worth more.  

For me, this cartoon suggests better than anything else in the picture (1) Rutherford's ego and (2) the focus on $$$.  Elsewhere, we find other (more fortunate) ppl discussing what a steal it is to buy Rutherford's books for $$$ (or "wait until I get some $$$"), and other ego-inflating statements, such as "Judge Rutherford could not write these things unless he were used of God"....

 
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misanthropicRe: Golden Age Goodies

Yes it seems he had quite the ego. 

As I was browsing through the info Rebel8 posted, I was wishing I had the entire articles to read.  Just look at some of these headlines..

Aspirin causes heart diseases.

We have the cure for skin cancer (1908). 

Radio wave vibrations can diagnose and treat all types of illness.  

X-Rays will harm your future grandchildren

Ultraviolet rays are good for you.  

Pacifiers cause infection; removal of tonsils is never necessary

There is no such thing as germs and rabies.

Appendicitis is caused by worms and is cured by eating peppermint.

All diseases are intestinal. 

The cure for liver disease is drinking olive oil. 

Kerosene heals cuts. 

Chewing gum decreases saliva 

Psychiatry is unnecessary and leads to sin; psychologists are stupid monkeys.

 

 

 
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misanthropicRe: Golden Age Goodies

Oops I forgot to add MY personal favorite...

The size and shape of a person’s head and nose affects his intelligence and personality

 

 
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hubertRe: Re: Golden Age Goodies

Golden Age, July 1, 1927....

Every bedroom [should receive] at least two hours of sunlight everyday. [This will] kill tuberculosis and other germs.

Hubert
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under_believerRe: Golden Age Goodies
The size and shape of a person’s head and nose affects his intelligence and personality

That one was one of the teachings of Naziism...  was used by Germans to justify calling Jews a mongrel race...
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Bonnie_Clyde Re: Golden Age Goodies

Looking forward to your postings. 

I have several volumes from the late 30's and from the 40's.  I also find them fascinating reading.
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