Me? Sebastian? You b*tch, I hope you trip on your ballgown.
(Sman flicks his fringe and flounces off the board)
scotsman
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Little Britain
by JV inseeing as i live on the other side of the pond, can all you english folk out there tell me how many seasons of this show there are?
and if it's still going.
much appreciated
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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That was the idea Crumpet. You having a pre-Ball drink maybe?
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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Unfortunately Chavs (or Neds) contain too much fizzy pop to make good glue. The old however are perfect. Sorry Gill, no pension for you it's straight in the pot.
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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scotsman
Perhaps these squads could ride horses and wear red coats, while blowing a horn.
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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You're right, in our climate shorts are defiant. But the healthy outdoor air of our forests and mountains will help us build a moral and pure society and rid us of the vice of Vicky Pollard.
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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I see. Ok, but only if they're blonde with blue eyes, the kind that Leni Riefenstahl made those really great films about. Any ideas about uniforms for our patriotic youths?
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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So I say we euthanize everyone at 62.
My, god you're generous. I was thinking 50.
mtbatoon, I agree in principle about the public holiday display, but couldn't we just have a couple of well embalmed stiffs? Or maybe use animatronics. Or perhaps age the underserving poor through radiation exposure at the local power station where they work unprotected... yes. I think I'm onto something there.
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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And surely we could melt the elderly down for glue, they cost us a bomb.
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im going to glastonbury festival today..
by katiekitten in.
...and its absolutely pissing it down!!
theres been thunder storms all night and day.. wayhey im gonna be a dirty rock chick tonight!
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Isn't she a maths teacher? Maybe she'll stun them with some quick trig tricks.
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Is it time to demollish the welfare state in the UK
by Gill init's an unfortunate fact that the uk is gradually slip sliding away in the ranks of great achieving countries.. our tennis players aspire to greatness but slip at the last, and often first hurdle.
our national health service though catering to all, is no where near the quality it should be.
i can vouch for that fact from last weekends experience, having to call an emergency doctor out to see my son, he missed totally what was wrong with him.
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mtbatoon
You read my mind, but I was thinking that those bastard children sould be put to work in the mills again.