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  A great free program for managing your pics...

  by Elsewhere in

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  here is something that google is giving away... it is called picasa.

  it does a great job of organizing all of the pics on your computer into chronological and topical order.

  it also let's you use a few basic image editing tools such as red-eye reduction, cropping and enhancement.

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  I used it and here is one it found:
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  Dangerous sex offender

  by Celia in

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  last friday, a guy who has spent 20 years in jail for assaulting and raping a 60 y.o.

  woman at knife point has been set free.

  before this, he had assaulted and raped a young mother in her house, her children were in the house at the time.

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  ConfusedJW : Hahahaha, good one... but the police would investigate, and if the creep has an alibi....

  Perhaps you need new cops.

  Well if he ever goes for a walk past your house....
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  Looking for some advice...

  by NKyGuy in

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  i have been inactive for the past 5 years or so.

  i just could not bring myself to sit through meeting after meeting of the same thing any longer.. however, my wife and children are still regular and as such are preparing to go to the district convention next month.. for the past 4 years i have been able to avoid going to it with commitments to work, etc.

  unfortunately this year it is not the case and my wife has made it very clear that she expects me to go with her.. how do i express to her that i don't want to spend 3 days of my life in uncomfortable clothing, sitting in a hot arena, listening to information that makes me want to stab pencils into my ears?

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  Kids - do you want to stay home with Dad, and sleep late, stay up late watching scary movies, eat pizza and ice cream, go to the water park and play video games, or go to the convention?"

  Hell maybe we should all go to Chevy's for the convention - that sounds fun!

  ( Wait...that's what we do at our house now - hell you can all come here! )
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  Looking for some advice...

  by NKyGuy in

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  i have been inactive for the past 5 years or so.

  i just could not bring myself to sit through meeting after meeting of the same thing any longer.. however, my wife and children are still regular and as such are preparing to go to the district convention next month.. for the past 4 years i have been able to avoid going to it with commitments to work, etc.

  unfortunately this year it is not the case and my wife has made it very clear that she expects me to go with her.. how do i express to her that i don't want to spend 3 days of my life in uncomfortable clothing, sitting in a hot arena, listening to information that makes me want to stab pencils into my ears?

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  ::First you pull the front of your pants out and check that you are wearing Fruit of Loom underware and then you say::
  

  "Sweetie I'm not going to attend the convention. The reason is that I'm not a hypocrite. Why show up at the convention when I don't go to meetings? I've got some projects planned around the house. Now is there anything I can do to help you? Would you like to leave the kids with me? Kids - do you want to stay home with Dad or go to the convention with Mom?"
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  Dangerous sex offender

  by Celia in

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  last friday, a guy who has spent 20 years in jail for assaulting and raping a 60 y.o.

  woman at knife point has been set free.

  before this, he had assaulted and raped a young mother in her house, her children were in the house at the time.

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  Didn't you and your husband and your neighbor see him peering into your window?

  I think you did.

  And wouldn't that be a violation of parole?

  Too bad he did that.
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  Help with Hornet's

  by kls in

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  i am talking a 3to 4 ft hornet nest in a tree that if you make any movement near it they sworm by the thousands.

  how do you get rid of a nest that big?

  the nest is actually on the land next to me , only about 10ft from my polebarn , i know of the person that owns the land ,he has no home there just uses it for hunting.

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  Find out where Yeru lives. Locate his bedroom window.

  Easy, he's sleeping just to the right of Donald Rumsfeld.
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  Help with Hornet's

  by kls in

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  i am talking a 3to 4 ft hornet nest in a tree that if you make any movement near it they sworm by the thousands.

  how do you get rid of a nest that big?

  the nest is actually on the land next to me , only about 10ft from my polebarn , i know of the person that owns the land ,he has no home there just uses it for hunting.

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  One big problem is the nest is about 30ft high.

  They must be aggressive, because at that height I would think that they would leave you alone. Usually you have to get pretty close to make um mad.

  I say night time ladder raid with a couple of cans of spray. Soak the piss out of the hive.
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  Anybody ever sold anything on line? Can you give me any pointers?

  by Robdar in

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  i work for an art store.

  today, after checking the bradford exchange, i discovered that 2 plates that we had in the store were considerably underpriced.

  each plate was priced at $49.95 but i got them for 30% less because of my employee discount.

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  First go to eBay and register and after that there is a step by step to list an item for sale. As you look at the eBay page at the top there is a bar and SELL is one of the items.

  The "harder" part is putting a picture up.

  Sign up and check out the SELL and then post back with questions on the picture if needed
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  Are white sox "Out"?

  by JH in

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  so often i hear that it's "out" to wear white sox.

  most people don't seem to wear white sox except me.

  i suppose that no one except me here wears white sox??

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  I think they are okay with sandals.

  Be sure to wear black rim glasses with them

  oh and plaid shorts with a belt would do nicely.
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  Red Sox or Yankees?

  by confusedjw in

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  if you could only root for one or the other, who would you root for?.

  red sox.

  yankees

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  Right a Cubs vs. Red Sox World Series would be perfect. Who are the most lovable losers?

  (Disclaimer: I do not think the Red Sox are losers. They have simply been cursed. Also if the idiot manager hadn't keep Pedro in an inning and a half too long we would have beat the yankees last year.)

  And I know who you are thinking about now and don't say it.