Posts by Uboat

I am in my mid 20's and live on the west coast in a large city. I was raised a JW in a single congregation. I was NEVER baptised. I have genuine disgust for the WTS and witnesses in general. I often feel like I should really do something to the organistaion to harm it somehow... or maybe just have a little fun. Since I am working from home now and have plenty of time here goes...

Here's what I'm thinking. I havent been to a KH in like 9 or 10 years except for the memorial. I think maybe I should go to a KH I've never been to and act like a curious guy. I dunno maybe seem really genuine. Here's a few possiblilities and and you can choose which one you like, or tell me I'm wrong, but tell me why I'm wrong.

1. Go and attend meetings and service meetings, and become somewhat liked, BUT I'll give wrong answers and act kinda stupid and record it for your listening pleasure? Kinda like Tom Green but NOT OBVIOUS. Trust me I can pull it off. Example:

BROTHER: "Now what does that WTS say about sex before marriage, yes brother Uboat_Ninja?"
UBOAT_NINJA: "The WTS says sex is wrong, because it can lead to homosexuality."....
or somthing to that effect but I'll act kinda aloof but sincere and trust me I can TOTALLY pull this off and get some funny sound bites once in awhile.

2. Actually become baptised through zeal and commitment to Jah, and then I'll go out in service, and knock on doors and do "return visits". But Ill totally FUCK UP every house I go to and make them NEVER want to see another witness again. I dunno maybe say shit like the lord will make you burn unless you become a JW. Or hand him porn. Or pictures of farm animals and tell him theyll die unless he lets me study with him. Basically give JW's a bad name.

Who knows. Actually I like 1. better but tell me if theres anything entertaining/harmful you can think of for me to do if I got baptised.
Thoughts/flames welcome.

In case your curious I WILL do this. It would be fun and I owe them some grief for FUCKING up my early teens.

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