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  Do you appreciate the sacrifices brothers made in 1927 so that we can preach on Sundays?

  by miseryloveselders in

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  the may 2011 km has an article on page 2 entitled, "could you share in the ministry on sundays?

  1. it was the sabbath, a day when most jews in philippi rested.

  paul and his companions were visiting the city during one of their missionary tours.

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  4. If we use a portion of Sunday for the ministry, we wil still have time to get the rest that we need.

  Statements made by people who;

  1. Don't have to clean their house.

  2. Don't have to prepare or cook meals.

  3. Don't have to clean up the kitchen after meals.

  4. Don't have to wash, dry, fold laundry.

  5. Don't have to do any lawn care.

  6. Don't have to give attention to children, or help with school assignments.

  Just because they would not have anything else to do on Sundays but sit on their thumbs, doesn't mean that people in the real world do. Nice of them to let me know how much rest I need.

  Out of touch morons!
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  I will return to the borg because.....

  by cyberjesus in

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  i was just reading of a dude who is going back to the matrix.... to save his wife?

  to meet a wife?

  to divorce scripturally his wife?

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  Because my spouse will not put out otherwise.

  Because I love wearing cheap suits.
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  They really are pooping their pants over these latest "signs"...

  by undercover in

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  i've seen a few threads/posts where some of y'all have heard from jw contacts and how they've stepped up their 'the end is close' rhetoric because of the earthquake/tsunami in japan.

  i usually take those things with a grain of salt.

  there's always some jw whose cheese has slipped that reads prophecy into every little thing that happens.

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  '2012 ain't here, yet. It will prolly be totally boring, after all the excitment of 2011.'

  Maybe the Mayans failed to account for no year zero?
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  They really are pooping their pants over these latest "signs"...

  by undercover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've seen a few threads/posts where some of y'all have heard from jw contacts and how they've stepped up their 'the end is close' rhetoric because of the earthquake/tsunami in japan.

  i usually take those things with a grain of salt.

  there's always some jw whose cheese has slipped that reads prophecy into every little thing that happens.

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  When the first gulf war broke out, I still attended meetings. It was amazing the people who had not been to a meeting in years, began coming back and professing their fail. But after some time, these same folks stopped attending again.

  These events today, will boost meeting attendance in the short term. When nothing comes to pass, the hard core JWs will revert back to the brain dead state of waiting. The weak will stop attending meetings again.

  Same story, different year.
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  DON'T pray for the victims of the Japanese earthquake/tsunami disaster.

  by nicolaou in

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  it might make you feel better but praying will do them no good at all.

  please, please consider donating to a legitimate disaster relief charity.

  here in the u.k. i'd recommend shelterbox, perhaps some u.s posters could suggest other credible american organisations?.

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  That's the cool thing about Jesus. You can shit on him all you want and he will always take you back, even without a public apology.
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  EarthQuake Japan

  by watson in

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  wopper.

  tsunami aftermath.

  witness fervor reaches new heights!.

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  For JWs, just a little taste of how things will be when Jehovah unleashes his wrath on this wicked world.

  It's a time of Joy!

  No need to help other during this tragedy, Jah's kingdom will sort all that out.
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  Good news for a change....

  by ProdigalSon in

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  amidst all the tragedy and bad news lately, i thought i would share something positive.

  for those of you who are aware that we are not alone in this universe and that there is a hierarchy of "angels" looking out for us, that disclosure is imminent and that we are headed for a much better world where selfishness and greed are no longer the norm, where mankind will live in peace upon a "paradise earth", free from the wretched clutches of the dark ruling elite (yes, i am talking about the fall of "babylon the great"), then this news is for you: the "elohim" have everything fully under control.. for you skeptics, this is channeled information.

  if you think this is foolish, please try to keep your negativity and ad hominem attacks to a minimum on my thread.

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  This is exciting news. I can't wait to meet my space family. I hope they are not a bunch of Jagons.
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  I've been outed...

  by brotherdan in

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  so this weekend my wife had a major grand mal seizure for the first time in her life.

  she was rushed to the er.

  a few hours later while i was at her side she had another major one.. it was the scariest moment in my life.

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  and your JW's are saying you are demonized, for supposedly (sp) CAUSEing a seizure ??

  This sounds crazy to most people, but is what exactly happened to me when my son had a seizure and it was blamed on me for allowing demons in the family. They use the scripture of the boy who had seizure and was demon possessed as proof text that they are related.

  The JWs had my ex-wife convinced they were right and she filed for separation based on 'spiritual endangerment'.
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  I've been outed...

  by brotherdan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so this weekend my wife had a major grand mal seizure for the first time in her life.

  she was rushed to the er.

  a few hours later while i was at her side she had another major one.. it was the scariest moment in my life.

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  I am glad to hear that your allowing satantic influences to invade your mind did not cause your wife her illness.

  Will the elders now admit the Rx meds are evil and from the devil now that they know that was the cause? Or will they still try and pin it on you?

  Most importantly, did you make up with Jesus?

  I hear the makeup sex is Heavenly!
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  I've been outed...

  by brotherdan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so this weekend my wife had a major grand mal seizure for the first time in her life.

  she was rushed to the er.

  a few hours later while i was at her side she had another major one.. it was the scariest moment in my life.

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  The Watchtower is so backward when my son had a grand mal seizure, they tried to claim my son was demon possessed, (based on scripture, that said the boy was demon possessed and had epalepsy.) Not only was he demon possessed, but it was MY fault.

  I am no doctor, but I don't think stress can cause seizures. But that won't stop the whacked out religion from making such claims.