Posts by seven006

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get a life -- 10 facts

by joelbear in

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i thought it would be interesting for people to just post a few things about themselves so we can get to know each other just a bit.. try posting 10 facts about your life.. joel.

1. i was born and raised in south georgia.. 2. my favorite subject in school was math.. 3. i was in the fulltime service (bethel and pioneer) for 4 years.. 4. my favorite color is blue.. 5. mitch and i have been together over 12 years.. 6. we live in a suburb of atlanta georgia.. 7. we love to eat out and have friends over for dinner and board games.. 8. the only sport i was ever any good at is tennis.. 9. my favorite tv show of all time is the simpsons.. 10. we are both naturists and wish we could lay on the beach naked every day.

seven006

Prisca,

Are you saying you really aren't a lesbian? Cowboy told me you were. He is also the one who told me you hate Americans. Did you know that Cowboy is a drug dealer? Slayer told me he buys all his drugs from Cowboy. Did you know that Cowboy is a pervert and has a blow up sheep sex doll? He told me when he sent me this picture that she is a bit of an air head but he likes his females stupid, I think it's a cowboy thing.

Here is a picture of him and his blow up seep sex doll named Barbie:

Prisca, have you ever been to Oregon? We have lots and lots of maps here. Did you know that guys can still make babies well into their late 70's? That is most men, guys who ride horses usually peter out when they are around 30. Pretty much after that they can only play with their ropes but not really catch anything with them. Did I tell you I have brown eyes?

Well, gotta go, take care Prisca.

Dave

174

get a life -- 10 facts

by joelbear in

jw
friends

i thought it would be interesting for people to just post a few things about themselves so we can get to know each other just a bit.. try posting 10 facts about your life.. joel.

1. i was born and raised in south georgia.. 2. my favorite subject in school was math.. 3. i was in the fulltime service (bethel and pioneer) for 4 years.. 4. my favorite color is blue.. 5. mitch and i have been together over 12 years.. 6. we live in a suburb of atlanta georgia.. 7. we love to eat out and have friends over for dinner and board games.. 8. the only sport i was ever any good at is tennis.. 9. my favorite tv show of all time is the simpsons.. 10. we are both naturists and wish we could lay on the beach naked every day.

seven006

Some Body

You know, there are about a hundred different ways I could go with a response to your statement but since I just got home and am half way through a cocktail I think I will just put on some music and watch the sun set. BTW, you haven't seen my butt cheeks, maybe I.......damn, I just don't know when to quit, do I.

Dave

174

get a life -- 10 facts

by joelbear in

jw
friends

i thought it would be interesting for people to just post a few things about themselves so we can get to know each other just a bit.. try posting 10 facts about your life.. joel.

1. i was born and raised in south georgia.. 2. my favorite subject in school was math.. 3. i was in the fulltime service (bethel and pioneer) for 4 years.. 4. my favorite color is blue.. 5. mitch and i have been together over 12 years.. 6. we live in a suburb of atlanta georgia.. 7. we love to eat out and have friends over for dinner and board games.. 8. the only sport i was ever any good at is tennis.. 9. my favorite tv show of all time is the simpsons.. 10. we are both naturists and wish we could lay on the beach naked every day.

seven006

Six,

What do you mean a man my age? I'd rather cut my leges off and walk with my butt cheeks than to square dance.

Dave don't dance.

Dave

71

Oppression of Women

by MrMoe in

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this is a bit lengthy, but is a very big issue with me, and that is the issue of women's rights.

i do agree with women allowing their husbands to make a final decision, being on how women think with their hearts and men think with their heads, making choices often times more logical ones.

but, the husband according to god is supposed to love his wife as his own flesh.

seven006

Moe,

you should proof what you just wrote. You said that "god created women as a help mate and companion to women."

Well, you sure got that right. It's nice to see you have made some progress today.

Have a nice vacation and be sure to take pictures, I kinda like that woman on woman stuff.

Big hug,

Dave

174

get a life -- 10 facts

by joelbear in

jw
friends

i thought it would be interesting for people to just post a few things about themselves so we can get to know each other just a bit.. try posting 10 facts about your life.. joel.

1. i was born and raised in south georgia.. 2. my favorite subject in school was math.. 3. i was in the fulltime service (bethel and pioneer) for 4 years.. 4. my favorite color is blue.. 5. mitch and i have been together over 12 years.. 6. we live in a suburb of atlanta georgia.. 7. we love to eat out and have friends over for dinner and board games.. 8. the only sport i was ever any good at is tennis.. 9. my favorite tv show of all time is the simpsons.. 10. we are both naturists and wish we could lay on the beach naked every day.

seven006

1973 Awake? Little did they know that ten years later Netendo was going to appear. The games on Netendo and Sega make Chess look like........well Chess.

I wonder what kinds of games they will be allowed to play in paradise?

1. Counting spiders
2. Counting ants
3. Picking your nose
4. Picking someone else's nose.
5. Picking your nose and feeding it to spiders
6. Picking the spiders nose and feeding it to ants.
7. Watching dirt turn brown
8. Watching dirt get wet
10. Watching dirt dry out

Now that I think about it the watching dirt get wet game might be considered unclean and it would probably get banned.

Fifteen more minutes and I'm headed home. I'll probably end up getting on the damn computer there too. I need a life.

Dave

71

Oppression of Women

by MrMoe in

jw
friends

this is a bit lengthy, but is a very big issue with me, and that is the issue of women's rights.

i do agree with women allowing their husbands to make a final decision, being on how women think with their hearts and men think with their heads, making choices often times more logical ones.

but, the husband according to god is supposed to love his wife as his own flesh.

seven006

Billygoat,

I appreciate the information concerning my misplaced personal item but how did you know where they were?

Riz, Straight forward and hilarious? I thought I was just being nice. No wonder I don't have a girlfriend.

Dave

174

get a life -- 10 facts

by joelbear in

jw
friends

i thought it would be interesting for people to just post a few things about themselves so we can get to know each other just a bit.. try posting 10 facts about your life.. joel.

1. i was born and raised in south georgia.. 2. my favorite subject in school was math.. 3. i was in the fulltime service (bethel and pioneer) for 4 years.. 4. my favorite color is blue.. 5. mitch and i have been together over 12 years.. 6. we live in a suburb of atlanta georgia.. 7. we love to eat out and have friends over for dinner and board games.. 8. the only sport i was ever any good at is tennis.. 9. my favorite tv show of all time is the simpsons.. 10. we are both naturists and wish we could lay on the beach naked every day.

seven006

Cowboy,

If I was any further away from those two Id be living on the moon. I haven't seen them post for a few days. Do you think they are having that lesbian experience vacation together they keep talking about? I noticed that when one of them disappears for a while we don't see the other one around either. Another thing, if you look at a globe of the earth and they are standing upside down from where we are would that make all their blood rush to their head?

dave

71

Oppression of Women

by MrMoe in

jw
friends

this is a bit lengthy, but is a very big issue with me, and that is the issue of women's rights.

i do agree with women allowing their husbands to make a final decision, being on how women think with their hearts and men think with their heads, making choices often times more logical ones.

but, the husband according to god is supposed to love his wife as his own flesh.

seven006

waiting,

I'm just glad it was a woman who said all that stuff. If it had been a guy he'd be crawling around the floor right now trying to find his balls.

I think the reeducation of Mr. Moe is coming along very swiftly.

Dave

71

Oppression of Women

by MrMoe in

jw
friends

this is a bit lengthy, but is a very big issue with me, and that is the issue of women's rights.

i do agree with women allowing their husbands to make a final decision, being on how women think with their hearts and men think with their heads, making choices often times more logical ones.

but, the husband according to god is supposed to love his wife as his own flesh.

seven006

This is the funniest thread I have ever read on this site. I am just sitting in my office with spit all over my monitor laughing my ass off.

Moe, I love ya sweetheart but you have a hell of a lot to learn about being a non-JW. I'm a guy and I can't even buy into what you are saying. If your situation with letting your husband make the logical decisions in your family works and you are happy with it then don't let any of these nice ladies try and convince you to change that. I'm not saying that they are but your way of thinking is so far behind times it has cob webs all over it, but if it works then do it.

The rag comment was priceless. It's a good thing Margaret Thatcher was past menopause when she was in command of England. I can see her having a hot flash and sending a nuclear missile to blow the shit out of France.

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that after several mounts of you getting to know a lot of the women on this board your thoughts about men and their superior ability to make rational decisions all the time will change dramatically. There are some kick ass women on this board and they are as rational and logical as any of the guys here.

When and if I ever decide to get back into a relationship with a woman I would love for her to have the thinking, caring, logic and reasoning ability as well as the sense of humor that a lot of the women on this board have.

Your going to look back in a few mounts to this thread and say to yourself "what in the hell was I thinking".

I still can't stop laughing.

Dave

161

Remote Viewing

by funkyderek in

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following on from the anybody else had visions?

thread below ( http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=10144&site=3).

i have offered a prize of 50 american dollars or the equivalent in your currency of choice for whoever can guess (or envision or whatever) the contents of a picture i have chosen.. i will be emailing the picture, in password zip format to [email protected] along with unambiguous details of what qualifies as a correct guess.

seven006

Dan,

As I said, I have a very open mind when it comes to things that might be considered a little on the weird side. I can't find any rules that say I have to express a feeling of belief or not to contemplate any subject matter. Some people seem to feel that they have to choose an absolute side on everything. I have had a few hard to explain experiences in my life and I have found that it's best to keep them to myself and just keep observing.

You came to the defense of your lady, that I see as a very real thing and I admire that. Belief is a very weird thing in itself, facts are cold and hard, belief is warm and fuzzy. Love is based on belief and those with very scientific convictions in life can not absolutely prove for a fact that someone else loves them but they want to believe it as much as possible. In that aspect belief is good enough for them and absolute proof is only an illusion built around hope and desire. Love is an absolute essential in life where as belief in something that may look or sound a bit weird is not. What you have with your lady and she has with you is essential, the rest is just stuff.

Dave