PopeOfEruke
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100 Greatest Americans
by ScoobySnax in.
ok.....i vote jfk.....does that make me shallow?"reagan?
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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PopeOfEruke
Know-yo
isn't the Witch of Endor from the Star Wars trilogy?
Personally I think Elisha and the she-bears story where the children get torn to shreds because of their foul name-calling and obvious vehement hatred of Jehovahs prophet as indicated by the terribly blasphemous name they used ("bald-head" indeed!) is a much better object lesson in Jehovahs pure justice and mercy. I imagine Jehovah himself called those wicked children "bald-heads" too after the she-bears ripped the skins off their apostate bodies. Oh how the angels in heaven, and probably Michael too, must have laughed when Jehovah cracked that joke! "Good One, O Yahweh" must have been their resounding celestial chorus, along with much knee-slapping.
Pope
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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Hi Know Yo
(note: no U)
I am note sure if something as drastic as missing BOTH meetings is warranted, but I was considering leaving at half-time.....thanks for the reassurance....
Pope, who doesn't believe in all that mumbo-ju............SCREECHHH! CRASHHHHH!!!!!!
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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PopeOfEruke
It worried me somewhat that the aborgines who made the boomerang were imprisoned. They wouldn't be in the best of spririts (sic) making it would they? The boomerangs were meant to be sold, most of which were but these ones did not sell.
The Uni lecturer gave them to the group of students and said they now belong to the group forever, and can only pass from one member of the group to another. Not to anyone else!
I know this sounds wierd, but if you have ever met an Australian Aborigine you will know what I mean when I say they are a very strange and I would say powerful race when it comes to the earth and the earth force and spirits.
So I don't discount anything anymore......we are just driving very carefully today!
Pope
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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PopeOfEruke
Well, we just decided to throw the damn boomerang away - BUT WE CAN'T!!
Pope
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Bethel orientation
by freedom96 in.
i was reading some recent postings that talked about the orientation meeting at bethel, and how the negative things were not to be reported back at the congregations.. now that we are free from it all, how about sharing some of these tales?
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PopeOfEruke
Etude
thanks for sharing that! Is there any way to get your full story. It sounds like Knorr was a complete anal-sphincter.
Pope
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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PopeOfEruke
Thanks for the concern, Beck and LDH! Wife is OK just upset, a bit shaky.
We are trying to think of who we can give the boomerang to as a gift.!! Ha ha! And not tell them about its evil power.
My wife suggested I give it to my Mum! Ha ha! Its a good idea but she doesn't drive anymore. Maybe I should "donate" it to the WTS!!!
Reminds me of that play we did at school, The Monkeys Paw. Geez, that play gave me the creeps when I was young.....
Pope
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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PopeOfEruke
And its Halloween too! Damn those deminz, damn those deminz to hell!
Pope
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Creepy True Story
by PopeOfEruke inmy wife had a lecture today at university, australian aboriginal studies.. the lecturer had last week given out some aboriginal artifacts made by some aborigines in prison.
there were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week.
the deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.. so today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student.
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PopeOfEruke
My wife had a lecture today at University, Australian Aboriginal studies.
The lecturer had last week given out some Aboriginal artifacts made by some Aborigines in prison. There were not enough to go around so my wife didn't get one last week. The deal was that each student keeps it for a week then passes it on to the next student.
So today she was given one of the boomerangs, which was last week given to another student. This student was hit by a car while riding his motorcycle yesterday. He is OK, has a minor leg injury. The motorcycle is a complete wreck. He limped into class today on crutches and handed the boomerang over.
Its a small boomerang, painted in black with some white designs on it.
On the way home today, my wife had a car accident. She is not hurt but the car is smashed! The other driver had a slight chest injury, was taken to hospital.
Would anyone like to look after a small black boomerang for a little while?
Pope
PS I am not making this story up.....we have just arrived home after I rescued her with our other car.
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British GCSE exams excerpts
by PopeOfEruke inthe following questions and answers were collated from last year's.
british gcse exams.. .
geography.
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PopeOfEruke
The following questions and answers were collated from last year's
British GCSE exams.
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?(e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium,
the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain,
the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels,A,E,I,O and U.Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A:Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A : Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q : What is a turbine?
A : Something an Arab wears on his head.
