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  Who can come up with the punch line why JW's are not delusional.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw  family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .

  each said they belong to the only true religions.

  one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.

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  OUTLAW

  The next morning the Dr. speak with the JW, and the JW tells the doctor "Dr I'm not delusional anymore".

  The doctor ask, how did you come to that conclusion?................Your punchline........

  ..."A Lion with a Beach Ball Told Me!"

  
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  You Can Be Happy As A JW If...

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  you are delusional.

  meaning that you believe everything that the wt says 100% without questioning it all.

  you believe there is no other source of truth or valid view points.

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  OUTLAW

  You Can Be Happy As A JW If...

  ..........................................................YOU
  

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  .........................................................BE A..

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  Kingdom Hall Built on Site of Former Slave Market

  by Wild_Thing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in mississippi, there is a historical site called forks of the road.

  before the civil war, it was one of the most active slave trading markets in the south.

  it was a triangular piece of land formed by ... you guessed it ... a fork in the road.

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  OUTLAW

  We have a Kingdom Hall in Australia built in a former 'Pub' or Bar as you guys say.....JWitnessofJehohvah

  And.....You don`t serve Beer!..

  There's one in Queensland that's built in a former Catholic Church, they had to sell 'cause there attendance was near zero..... JWitnessofJehohvah

  I doubt there`s any Catholic Priests or Nuns at that Kingdom Hall..

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  The Kingdom Hall on the site of the Former Slave Market..

  Will keep up the Original Purpose of the Land..

  "Field Service,Overseers and Free Labour"

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  Just so you know..

  The name Jehovah is a 13th Century Catholic Translation Mistake..

  Maybe change your forum name to "JWitnessof 13th Century Catholic Translation Mistake"

  Then send the Catholics a Thank You Card..

  For Giving your God and Religion a Name..

  Tell the Pope,OUTLAW says "Hi!"..

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  ......Let Me Know When They Start..

  ....Serving Beer at The Kingdom Hall..

  
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  This week's resurrection video, will it backfire on the wt?

  by prologos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the resurrection is supposed to be a joyous occasion?, if it ever happened!

  --well, this week's showing at the hall was the opposite, it was about death with violins playing in the background.

  a recently bereaved member, , full of tears, (like many others) could not contain herself.

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  OUTLAW

  So why are they showing it again?.....Here is one of the reasons why:

  They have undoubtedly received thousands of letters expressing appreciation for the video, and virtually none condemning it......Sir82

  The Watchtower could Show a Video..

  Of 2 JW Asian Guys doing something Really FRIGGIN Stupid..

  JW`s would Beg to Repeatedly View It!..

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  .............

  ................................PRESENTS..

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  ......"SPINNING ON YOUR HEAD FOR JEHOVAH"
  

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  Time to Change my Avatar (after nearly 15 years)

  by Perry in

  1. jw
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  i'm sorry scooter.

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  OUTLAW

  I thought it was going to be You and Jesus nailed to a Cross,chatting about the Stock Market..

  Perry:...How`d you do today..

  Jesus:..Meh.....Not so good..

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  It`s a Nice Avatar though..Good Choice..
  
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  300 books and magazines placed outside The Shard

  by pleaseresearch in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hi all.. so i got a txt today from a very proud mum claiming that, the jw cart produced 300 book and magazine placements.

  mostly from foreign speakers.. the shard is the tallest building in the uk.

  this is where the cart was placed.. not a bad day they had really.

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  OUTLAW

  300 books and magazines placed outside The Shard

  So I got a txt today from a very proud mum claiming that, the JW cart produced 300 book and magazine placements......It was over 2 hrs. So that's 150 an hour.

  2.5 pieces of WBT$ Literature placed per minute?..

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  ........................A "Line Up" at a WBT$ Literature Cart??!!..
  

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  Why is it ok for witnesses to go to Church backed hospitals?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if witnesses should "get out of babylon the great" then why is it ok to go into hospitals that have been set up, and have funding from churches?.

  isnt that a little contradictory or hypocritical?.

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  .............................Should Sophia use WatchTower Coins..

  .....................................For WatchTower Donations?..
  

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  Why is it ok for witnesses to go to Church backed hospitals?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if witnesses should "get out of babylon the great" then why is it ok to go into hospitals that have been set up, and have funding from churches?.

  isnt that a little contradictory or hypocritical?.

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  OUTLAW

  Why is it ok for witnesses to go to Church backed hospitals?

  Because.....Watchtower doesn`t have any..

  WatchTower is a Business.....Not a Charity..
  

  No Good Will Stores.....No Soup Kitchens.....No Hospitals..

  But..

  Watchtower "WILL" take your Children`s Ice Cream Money!..

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  .............................................................................You Just Made..

  .....................OH NO!.....................................The Wrong Choice Kid!..
  

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  ......................Next Time...................................This WatchTower "Rock Star" Pope..
  

  ..Give the Watchtower Your Money.............................Needs a New Rolex!..
  

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  Kingdom Hall Built on Site of Former Slave Market

  by Wild_Thing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in mississippi, there is a historical site called forks of the road.

  before the civil war, it was one of the most active slave trading markets in the south.

  it was a triangular piece of land formed by ... you guessed it ... a fork in the road.

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  OUTLAW

  Kingdom Hall Built on Site of Former Slave Market

  So the purpose of the land won`t change..
  

  Both have Field Service,Overseers and Free Labour..
  
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  Is the 'growth™' still being hyped?

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  when i was a member of watchtower corporation, i regularly heard how it must be the true religion because of the growth™.

  (phenomenal, apparently).. i wonder if they still hang onto this?

  has it been boasted about at meetings recently?

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  OUTLAW

  Is the 'growth™' still being hyped?

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  ..........................Are The Fastest Growing Religion In The World!..

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  Which can be Confirmed by Asking any Jehovah`s Witness..

  "What is the Fastest Growing Religion In The World?"

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