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  Memorial Audience Filled with Unbelieving Mates and Other Miserable Relatives

  by xjwsrock in

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  i looked around my hall and saw so many miserable unbelieving mates and relatives it was actually funny.

  they were in a glazed-over stupor.

  they looked liked children forced to go to an opera.

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  Memorial Audience Filled with Unbelieving Mates and Other Miserable Relatives

  I looked around my hall and saw so many miserable unbelieving mates and relatives it was actually funny. They were in a glazed-over stupor.

  I wonder how many of the "20 million" attendees are coerced there through some sort of familial blackmail or threat/ obligation.

  "Memorial" is WatchTower`s "Biggest Recruitment / Sales Event" of The Year!

  Watchtower Will Take Anyone,Regardless Of How You Got Them There..

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  Another puff piece article on JWs

  by Sugar Shane in

  1. watchtower
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  found this article on google news.

  the last sentence says:.

  "no collections will be taken during this free event.".

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  "No collections will be taken during this free event."

  Contribution Boxes are Littered though out the WBT$/JW Assembly Area..

  Donations are Begged For Repeatedly,from the WBT$/JW Assembly Stage..

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  .........The WatchTower......................................The WatchTower..

  ......Needs Your Money!............................... Will Take Your Money..
  

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  .......It`s Advertised As A Free Event...................................Yes It Is..
  

  ...THAT`S DISHONEST AND SNEAKY!...........................HEH-Heh-heh..

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  The story of GOD.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  sunday 9 p.m april 3rd.

  morgan freeman asks questions on faith., national geographic channel.. while posting this two sisters came to my door and encouraging me to come back things have changed.

  since 1975 , and then they said "you should come back to jehovah be fore it's to late we made mistakes.

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  The one lady ask, " were you DF"? Afterward I thought, if you walk away you are DF if you

  disagree with the teaching in most cases, in their minds I must have done something terrible.....James Mixon

  If someone is DF`d..

  What Goes Through the Average JW`s Mind?..

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  Who can come up with the punch line why JW's are not delusional.

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw  family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .

  each said they belong to the only true religions.

  one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.

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  The next morning the Dr. speak with the JW, and the JW tells the doctor "Dr I'm not delusional anymore".

  The doctor ask, how did you come to that conclusion?................Your punchline........

  ..."A Lion with a Beach Ball Told Me!"

  
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  You Can Be Happy As A JW If...

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  you are delusional.

  meaning that you believe everything that the wt says 100% without questioning it all.

  you believe there is no other source of truth or valid view points.

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  You Can Be Happy As A JW If...

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  Kingdom Hall Built on Site of Former Slave Market

  by Wild_Thing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in mississippi, there is a historical site called forks of the road.

  before the civil war, it was one of the most active slave trading markets in the south.

  it was a triangular piece of land formed by ... you guessed it ... a fork in the road.

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  We have a Kingdom Hall in Australia built in a former 'Pub' or Bar as you guys say.....JWitnessofJehohvah

  And.....You don`t serve Beer!..

  There's one in Queensland that's built in a former Catholic Church, they had to sell 'cause there attendance was near zero..... JWitnessofJehohvah

  I doubt there`s any Catholic Priests or Nuns at that Kingdom Hall..

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  The Kingdom Hall on the site of the Former Slave Market..

  Will keep up the Original Purpose of the Land..

  "Field Service,Overseers and Free Labour"

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  Just so you know..

  The name Jehovah is a 13th Century Catholic Translation Mistake..

  Maybe change your forum name to "JWitnessof 13th Century Catholic Translation Mistake"

  Then send the Catholics a Thank You Card..

  For Giving your God and Religion a Name..

  Tell the Pope,OUTLAW says "Hi!"..

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  ......Let Me Know When They Start..

  ....Serving Beer at The Kingdom Hall..

  
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  This week's resurrection video, will it backfire on the wt?

  by prologos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the resurrection is supposed to be a joyous occasion?, if it ever happened!

  --well, this week's showing at the hall was the opposite, it was about death with violins playing in the background.

  a recently bereaved member, , full of tears, (like many others) could not contain herself.

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  So why are they showing it again?.....Here is one of the reasons why:

  They have undoubtedly received thousands of letters expressing appreciation for the video, and virtually none condemning it......Sir82

  The Watchtower could Show a Video..

  Of 2 JW Asian Guys doing something Really FRIGGIN Stupid..

  JW`s would Beg to Repeatedly View It!..

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  ................................PRESENTS..

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  ......"SPINNING ON YOUR HEAD FOR JEHOVAH"
  

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  Time to Change my Avatar (after nearly 15 years)

  by Perry in

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  i'm sorry scooter.

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  OUTLAW

  I thought it was going to be You and Jesus nailed to a Cross,chatting about the Stock Market..

  Perry:...How`d you do today..

  Jesus:..Meh.....Not so good..

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  It`s a Nice Avatar though..Good Choice..
  
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  300 books and magazines placed outside The Shard

  by pleaseresearch in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hi all.. so i got a txt today from a very proud mum claiming that, the jw cart produced 300 book and magazine placements.

  mostly from foreign speakers.. the shard is the tallest building in the uk.

  this is where the cart was placed.. not a bad day they had really.

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  300 books and magazines placed outside The Shard

  So I got a txt today from a very proud mum claiming that, the JW cart produced 300 book and magazine placements......It was over 2 hrs. So that's 150 an hour.

  2.5 pieces of WBT$ Literature placed per minute?..

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  ........................A "Line Up" at a WBT$ Literature Cart??!!..
  

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  Why is it ok for witnesses to go to Church backed hospitals?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if witnesses should "get out of babylon the great" then why is it ok to go into hospitals that have been set up, and have funding from churches?.

  isnt that a little contradictory or hypocritical?.

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  .............................Should Sophia use WatchTower Coins..

  .....................................For WatchTower Donations?..
  

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