Posts by Badfish

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Imagine A World Where Being "Gay" The Norm & Being "Straight" Would Be The Minority!

by Dis-Member in

imagine a world where being "gay" the norm & being "straight" would be the minority!

[short film].. .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnojgdw0gpi.

Badfish

Well I was going to attempt to respond with an intelligent answer, so I did a search on my iPhone: "do animals have sex with pregnant females in nature," but I died laughing when I clicked on the answers.com result. Thought I'd share it with you. If I'm the only one who found this funny, maybe it's because I'm drunk tonight. I personally found it hilarious, since these are serious questions from real people:

Q: If you have sex with a dog, can you get pregnant?
A: No, you cannot get pregnant from a dog nor can you get a dog pregnant. Please get off the computer it is dangerous to you.

Q: Can your girlfriend get pregnant if a dog had sex with her?
A: No. Though it should be noted that such relationships are illegal in many places and present several health risks.

Q: Can you have sex with pregnant dog?
A: Can you? Yes. Should you? No.

Q: Can you get pregnant if you have sex with a hot-dog?
A: Being the most superior human specie on the planet, why are you asking veto nary category question? If dog is bothering you, avoid them.

Q: When a dog has sex, does it get pregnant?
A: It depends if they are spayed. This usually implies the bitch (female), as it is believed that even if a male is neutered, its sperm can be active for a while.

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does it even matter?

by losingit in

jw
friends

i am thinking of sending a simple fb message to all of the jws i know.. "jwfacts.com" with the tag line, "you're in a cult.".

my motivation?

i am disturbed about the fact that these people that pretended to be friends look at me with a negative eye and have no clue as to how they abandoned my girls and i in a desperate time of need over the course of this past year.

Badfish

It doesn't matter. They'll just delete the message and immediately label you as a mentally diseased apostate.

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Anyone have a circuit assembly today????

by DS211 in

hey does anyone have a circuit assembly today and tomorrow?

if so please post whatever you can about it!!

i didnt go today but will be there tomorrow to hear whats next in the crazy jw world!!!.

Badfish

So where does the Watchtower stand on laser tag?

::snicker::

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What do DO's do when not visiting assemblies?

by Richard_I in

jw
friends

let's say they attend a dozen circuit assemblies.

that's only 12 weeks they spend with a congregation.

what about the rest of the year?

Badfish

They only come into existence when they are being observed.

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Imagine A World Where Being "Gay" The Norm & Being "Straight" Would Be The Minority!

by Dis-Member in

imagine a world where being "gay" the norm & being "straight" would be the minority!

[short film].. .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnojgdw0gpi.

Badfish

Well maybe nature has a way of making people gay to control population. Imagine a world where condoms were never invented. We're at over 7 billion people in the world now. What would a condomless world look like? :D

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Free Will - What a Joke !

by cookiemaster in

everytime i hear jw's talking about free will, i either feel the urge to burst in laughter or feel sick.

each publication keeps talking about how wonderful jokehova is for giving us free will.

the only small thing is that he'll kill you if you don't do exactly what he says.

Badfish

If you really want to blow a JWs mind, get into a discusion about free will in the new world, (after the 1000 years is over).

Ask them what will happen when people sin (like Adam and Eve did) after a few million years. They will initially give you a "does not compute" look but if you have a bit of patience they don't like it at all. It basially means people are going to be executed in the new system if they violate the rules, just like Adam and Eve.

And they know it will happen so it caused the hamster wheel to start spinning.

I asked a JW relative of mine that same question. She said they would instantly be put to death. I said, but I thought Relelation 21 said that "death will be no more." She said that's a different kind of death. I said how so? She said the type of death that will be no more is death resulting from sin. I was like, but my question was what happens when someone decides to sin in the New System. They do have free will don't they? They could choose to sin if they want. She was like, I meant Adamic death. In other words, inherited sin.

It went on and on and i could never get anywhere with her.

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Imagine A World Where Being "Gay" The Norm & Being "Straight" Would Be The Minority!

by Dis-Member in

imagine a world where being "gay" the norm & being "straight" would be the minority!

[short film].. .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnojgdw0gpi.

Badfish

The point of my first post was about imagining a world where the majority of the population was gay, and my response being that I agree with Simon's post - that kind of would would never exist - humanity would die out. Nature can't and doesn't work that way.

Try to imagine a world where all the animals were gay... lol. Animals wouldn't be around for much longer, would they?

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Free Will - What a Joke !

by cookiemaster in

everytime i hear jw's talking about free will, i either feel the urge to burst in laughter or feel sick.

each publication keeps talking about how wonderful jokehova is for giving us free will.

the only small thing is that he'll kill you if you don't do exactly what he says.

Badfish

You have the free will to go out and commit a mass shooting tomorrow if you want, don't you? Or does the fact that if you do, you will most likely get life in prison if not the death penalty mean you don't have free will?

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Imagine A World Where Being "Gay" The Norm & Being "Straight" Would Be The Minority!

by Dis-Member in

imagine a world where being "gay" the norm & being "straight" would be the minority!

[short film].. .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnojgdw0gpi.

Badfish

Did I ever say anyone should stop? I'm not talking about the morals associated with various sex acts. All I said is I disagree with people that say it is wrong to say that homosexual intercourse is not natural. Using your definitions also, last time I checked, latex is not a naturally occurring substance. Therefore, I see no contradictions in the statement, "using a condom is not natural." Am I saying that using a condom is morally wrong And no one should do it? No. I'm not talking about moral issues, I'm talking about technical issues with the language used.

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Am I wrong or right please clarify if you know

by Skeptical78 in

i recently became aware of the new light.

please correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't this new light concerning 1914 means that the wt have been preaching the wrong doctrine for decades?

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Badfish

What is the new light on 1914?