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Posts by larc
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Less Perfect, Less Communication?
by eyes_opened ini've always wondered why it was, that when mankind was supposedly closer to perfection, god kept in direct contact with people either through angels speaking, or prophetic dreams, seas parting, etc.
but the further man got from perfection the less and less contact he gave people.
it seems like the worse off we are, the more help, or direction we would require.
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Less Perfect, Less Communication?
by eyes_opened ini've always wondered why it was, that when mankind was supposedly closer to perfection, god kept in direct contact with people either through angels speaking, or prophetic dreams, seas parting, etc.
but the further man got from perfection the less and less contact he gave people.
it seems like the worse off we are, the more help, or direction we would require.
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larc
Dear sister eyes,
Brother Larc will gladly show you the way to truth, light, the way to make good pizzas. Go to the top any page and move over to the item called "most active" and go click on your computer thingy. Yes, then will see a list of all subjects in the order of the last postings. Scan down until you find Heresy of the month, not to be confused with Hershey of the month, which is a chocolate eaters club. Click your computer thingy again and you will enter a world of spiritual bounty.
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God Changing Chosen Peoples
by eyes_opened inmy huband posed something to me yesterday that i had never even thought of before.
he said, wouldn't it be possible that if a group <ie.
jehovahs witnesses> fell out of gods favor, what would stop him from choosing another group?
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larc
Jr,
The "truth from God's Word" is too large a domain. I have asked very specific questions to clarify conclusions others have drawn and received no answers. So far I have been called insincere. I have been compared to the Pharasees. I have been told that I lack faith and lack the ability necessary for discernment. This kind of name calling does not validate someone's conclusions. In the communication process there isthe sender and the receiver. If the receiver asks for clarification, it is incumbent on the sender to clarify rather than blame the receiver.
Jr, I have one other very specific question I would like to have addressed by someone. Go back and read the Noah account. Calculate the size of the Ark and note the amount of time they were in there. Explain to me how this could be true, considering the number of species on this planet.
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God Changing Chosen Peoples
by eyes_opened inmy huband posed something to me yesterday that i had never even thought of before.
he said, wouldn't it be possible that if a group <ie.
jehovahs witnesses> fell out of gods favor, what would stop him from choosing another group?
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larc
Jr,
Prove what?
1. We can know absolute truth.
2. MDS will bring some or all of it to us.
3. The scripture about the woman her sons and Jehovah?
4. 2001 is an important year?Since we can't take on the whole world of ideas here, Jr, what domian or subset of ideas did you have in mind?
Logical,
Why is asking questions of MDS an attempt try to prove him wrong? I never debated him, never accused him of anything. I simply asked him if he could provide more detail to his somewhat ambiguous ideas.
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larc
Prisca,
I can't leave yet. I sure am impressed with your knowledge of animals and where they hang out. Did you know that North America only has one marcupial (sp?). It's the possum. It kind of looks like a rat, only bigger, and when it is attacked it rolls over and plays dead. I think we got the left overs when it comes the marcupial kind of critters.
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larc
Prisca,
I think you got my drift.
You know, I kind of liked the Noah concept that you provided. I think you should send it to the Writing Department at Bethel. Your ideas may show up in an upcoming Awake magazine.
Well, I'm on the other side of the world. We have snow on the ground. I've been up all night (which as nothing to do with snow). I have to hurry on up to bed now, so tootles.
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larc
Prisca!
How's everything in Australia? You know, Prisca, I'm a guy and I think I must be a lesbian, because I really like women. (Little humor there)
Have an Australian kind of question for you. After all the animals got off Noah's Ark, how did the Kangaroos and most of the other marcupials (sp?) get to Australia? Maybe they were good swimmers.
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Less Perfect, Less Communication?
by eyes_opened ini've always wondered why it was, that when mankind was supposedly closer to perfection, god kept in direct contact with people either through angels speaking, or prophetic dreams, seas parting, etc.
but the further man got from perfection the less and less contact he gave people.
it seems like the worse off we are, the more help, or direction we would require.
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larc
Hey eyes_opened,
Have you gone over and looked at the Hersey of the Month thread. I think you will enjoy it. Brother Thinker started it, and Brother Larc (that's me) contributed to a very important ideology, as you will see.
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Heresy of the Month
by thinker inheresy of the month (from a website).
don't you hate it when someone you know comes up with some new thing that you have never heard about?
you sit there in apparent ignorance as they pontificate about the proofs and merits of some idea so far beyond common knowledge that it can only be revealed by people of exceptional enlightenment such as they.
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larc
What happened,
That thing got posted nine times! That is a sign of mortal fatness, and I don't how it happened. I think there is some evil, fat slave out there, trying to make me look bad.
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Heresy of the Month
by thinker inheresy of the month (from a website).
don't you hate it when someone you know comes up with some new thing that you have never heard about?
you sit there in apparent ignorance as they pontificate about the proofs and merits of some idea so far beyond common knowledge that it can only be revealed by people of exceptional enlightenment such as they.
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larc
Brother Thinker,
You have made some wonderful contributions to our understanding. You found the man who could caste out the fat demons. You brought us brother Bach and his inspired "Illusions". You also saw the evil numbers of the GB 2/3rd's. (666 if the rest of you didn't get it) Truly, truly, and verily, verily you have brought us closer to that perfect day.
We have one problem, brother Thinker, we called ourselves the Heresy of the Month and the Month is almost over. I think we are going to have to redefine what a month is, otherwise it's curtains for us. RedHorseWoman is right behind us wanting to start her Goddess of the month heresy. (Actually, I wouldn't mind worshiping her even if she wasn't thin.) She is all excited about this thing, because next month is her birthday. Maybe, we could ask her to wait til a year from February. After all, we haven't sold all of our Leaning Tower and Asleep magazines yet. Plus, there are several other subjects I wanted to see in our second issue of the magazines, such as:
Are Orgies Scriptural?
Should JWs deliver the mail to save tax dollars?
Why Bill Gates Last Hair Cut Fullfills Bible Prophecy.
Why The Word Beaver Should Never Be Used Outside Of A Wilderness Area.
Is It Scriptural To Exchange Gun Fire With Your Next Door Neighbor?
Will Celebrating The Memorial Turn You Into An Alchoholic?
Shoud You Go Out In Service After Midnight?
Why Both Peace And War Are The Sign Of The End.
If Someone Is So Fat That They Have Their Own Zip Code, Should They Be Disfellowshipped?
Well, when RedHorseWoman sees all the fine articles we have in mind, I think she will give our Heresy a stay of execution. That's the kind of Goddess she is.
I have some sad news to announce. Brother Henry died of starvation last week. He was a true pioneer in the thinness Heresy, and I know that he will go on to a better place.
Brother Thinker, I appologize for not giving my all lately. I was filled with overwhelming guilt. I hate admit this in front of the whole congregation, but well....I ate a cookie.