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bottleofwater
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..Are you Ready for a McWedding?...
by OUTLAW injust when you thought the world couldn`t get any tackier... .
the mcdonald's wedding packageby john farrier in business on oct 14, 2010 at 2:24 pmafter a couple met, dated, and then hosted their wedding party at a mcdonalds location in hong kong, the company began offering wedding packages in that city:.
the package has all the details to attract a wedding banquet cynic or a golden arches obsessive: a baked apple pie wedding cake, dress made out of party balloons, kiddie party favors for guests, and of course, catering by mcdonalds.. alcohol is banned to make sure there wont be drunk party guests acting inappropriately at the family venue, so newly weds will have to toast their union with soft drinks instead.. the cost will be a few thousand hong kong dollars, depending on what guests order on the spot.
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Gay JWs - how did you deal with your Kool-Aid drinking relatives?
by bottleofwater injust wondering.
i'm gonna need that soon.
i'm talking about advice.
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bottleofwater
I dunno. He started to really panic and tell me "I'm not gay, I'm not gay". Believe me, he looked really nervous and worried.
Yup, I bet he's a liar. JW and liar are not mutually exclusive.
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Gay JWs - how did you deal with your Kool-Aid drinking relatives?
by bottleofwater injust wondering.
i'm gonna need that soon.
i'm talking about advice.
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bottleofwater
There was a 22 year old brother from somewhere in NJ whose iPod Touch I was looking at.
I scrolled through some of his apps. I spotted Gay.FM and queerradio.
He said that they were just funny to listen to.
right...
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"Life Saving Blood Transfusions"
by sabastious injust got this email from a jw with me on their fowarding list:.
phoenix signs of the times examiner"life saving blood transfusion?
"bill underwoodaugust 1, 2010 the associated press reported this week that there is growing concern about blood stored for transfusions.when we cut our finger, we see blood as a simple red liquid.
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bottleofwater
Blood transfusion or not... what matters is that you get the best possible medical treatment regardless of what it is...
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Gay JWs - how did you deal with your Kool-Aid drinking relatives?
by bottleofwater injust wondering.
i'm gonna need that soon.
i'm talking about advice.
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bottleofwater
Just wondering. I'm gonna need that soon. No not more Kool-Aid. I'm talking about advice. Also I'm curious how they dealt with YOU.
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Get the elders to leave me alone!!
by bottleofwater inmy dad read something online that i posted and told the other elders (he's the boe coord.).
they've read me articles about homosexuality and tried to coerce me to stay with the family instead of living with my uncle for a week.
i went to my uncle's anyway.
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bottleofwater
Definitely. They did not tell me about an investigative meeting upfront.
They also told me that they have to believe me saying "No" according to protocol after the last question.
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Get the elders to leave me alone!!
by bottleofwater inmy dad read something online that i posted and told the other elders (he's the boe coord.).
they've read me articles about homosexuality and tried to coerce me to stay with the family instead of living with my uncle for a week.
i went to my uncle's anyway.
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bottleofwater
Oh and yes, this was here in Brooklyn. What nerve!!
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Get the elders to leave me alone!!
by bottleofwater inmy dad read something online that i posted and told the other elders (he's the boe coord.).
they've read me articles about homosexuality and tried to coerce me to stay with the family instead of living with my uncle for a week.
i went to my uncle's anyway.
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bottleofwater
Ok. Today they interrogated me. We talked a bit first then they said that since I'm not being open that they'd ask me questions.
One of the elders outright said that I'm a liar.
Then came the questions:
"Do you watch gay pornography?" - I said "Yes" after panicking, knowing that a lie here would be obvious because they saw me panic (TRUTH). They said "How often?". "Only a couple of times when I started questioning my sexuality." (LIE)
"Did you masturbate?" - I said "Yes, after." (TRUTH)
"Did you ever experiment with your sexuality?" - I said "No!" - ASKED TWICE!!!! (LIE)
The second time when one of the elders asked me the last question, he also said that if I confessed "it doesn't mean that you will be disfellowshipped". (LIE)
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Pray for the Governing Body
by pirata ini was told that at the 2010 annual meeting, jws were asked to pray for the governing body to remain(?
) discreet and make wise decisions.. please include this in your prayers..
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bottleofwater
Pray for a newer light on birthdays and oral sex...
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..Are you Ready for a McWedding?...
by OUTLAW injust when you thought the world couldn`t get any tackier... .
the mcdonald's wedding packageby john farrier in business on oct 14, 2010 at 2:24 pmafter a couple met, dated, and then hosted their wedding party at a mcdonalds location in hong kong, the company began offering wedding packages in that city:.
the package has all the details to attract a wedding banquet cynic or a golden arches obsessive: a baked apple pie wedding cake, dress made out of party balloons, kiddie party favors for guests, and of course, catering by mcdonalds.. alcohol is banned to make sure there wont be drunk party guests acting inappropriately at the family venue, so newly weds will have to toast their union with soft drinks instead.. the cost will be a few thousand hong kong dollars, depending on what guests order on the spot.
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bottleofwater
I'm seriously wondering if the McWedding cake actually resembles a cake in any shape or form. Or we can just eat apple pie towers!!!