@_Morpheus: Crap! Not again. This happened a few years ago too. Well, I am down two kids now. I should have checked first. Wait... no more internet. Then how are we.... who are .... we are talking here .... so...
Are you the government? You are the same damn government hiding the truth about the flat earth, aren’t you? Now you have two of my kids! And you are hired by the government to keep me blue pilled on fake sites like this.
I should have known. Damn your name gives it away. Damn!