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To be fair, as horrible a they were, neither Hitler, Pol Pot, or Jack the Ripper had a seemingly autonomous penis, incapable of being mastered, scheduling entire Christmas vacations to Thailand for the express purpose of borking girls definitely over 20 years old.
In this regard Lloyd seems to be in a class all by himself.
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"Two: give your junk a phone to schedule an entire trip to Thailand during Xmas."
Question: If Lloyd did this, would he put his junk in the box, or would his junk technically be putting itself in the box (since he has no mastery over it)?
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Three more pages and we are to a whopping 1000 pages...
1000 pages of Lloyd searching for the secret ... the secret to controlling his penis.
a good question is would you be more happy not knowing what you now know?.
were you more happy pimi?
are all the pimis more happy than the the pimos or the pomos?.
No.
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I'm french...I have to be honest it took me a few minute to get to the ,OH! not Literal ...🤣
That's interesting. How many Frenchmen, upon hearing an American say, "Ah, the fucking french!" take that as a potential compliment?
this has been announced on the jw's official website, in the "jw news" section.
this is not a joke.
anthony moron da turd is out as a gluttonous body member!
Update!
As it turns out, AM3 had secretly started an all male JW ice skating team. He called the team "The Kingdom Gliders". Unfortunately, because of his fixation on tight pants, he insisted that all skaters wear loose, unrevealing trousers. At first it was fine, but as the team grew, more and more accidents related to the flowing trousers occurred. One brother lost his leg. Another tripped during a standard spin, hitting his head on the ice so hard that he started to partake of the emblems next memorial. The GB thought best to cut their loses.
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I dunno. Lloyd has a bit of an issue controlling hard things...
if you live in the northeastern part of the us, the air is filled with smoke.
it is hard to breathe and the burning smell irritates your eyes and breathing.
it is coming from forrest fires thousands of acres in canada.
Smells nice where I am. Like a campfire. I feel like grilling now.
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We were assured that he only paid for sex with "girls" over 20. He left his wife during Christmas, due to being a victim of a completely uncontrollable penis (as of you have mastery over your penis, all you hypocrites out there). His penis planned the trip, booked the flight, made hotel reservations, all beyond his control. Then when he got there, his penis found respectable prostitutes all of which had fully documented age verfication - all over 20.
He woke up one day, and exclaimed. "Oh my God where am I?" And after a while he realized and said - "Oh silly penis. You've done it again haven't you? Where am I now? Ah Thailand."
But since he's so smart, even his penis chose age verified whores.
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