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  Breaking News: Anthony Morris III no longer serving on the Governing Body

  by WingCommander in

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  this has been announced on the jw's official website, in the "jw news" section.

  this is not a joke.

  anthony moron da turd is out as a gluttonous body member!

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  Update!

  As it turns out, AM3 had secretly started an all male JW ice skating team. He called the team "The Kingdom Gliders". Unfortunately, because of his fixation on tight pants, he insisted that all skaters wear loose, unrevealing trousers. At first it was fine, but as the team grew, more and more accidents related to the flowing trousers occurred. One brother lost his leg. Another tripped during a standard spin, hitting his head on the ice so hard that he started to partake of the emblems next memorial. The GB thought best to cut their loses.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  I dunno. Lloyd has a bit of an issue controlling hard things...
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  US North East filled with Smoke Hazardous breathing warnings!

  by Fisherman in

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  if you live in the northeastern part of the us, the air is filled with smoke.

  it is hard to breathe and the burning smell irritates your eyes and breathing.

  it is coming from forrest fires thousands of acres in canada.

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  Smells nice where I am. Like a campfire. I feel like grilling now.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  We were assured that he only paid for sex with "girls" over 20. He left his wife during Christmas, due to being a victim of a completely uncontrollable penis (as of you have mastery over your penis, all you hypocrites out there). His penis planned the trip, booked the flight, made hotel reservations, all beyond his control. Then when he got there, his penis found respectable prostitutes all of which had fully documented age verfication - all over 20.

  He woke up one day, and exclaimed. "Oh my God where am I?" And after a while he realized and said - "Oh silly penis. You've done it again haven't you? Where am I now? Ah Thailand."

  But since he's so smart, even his penis chose age verified whores.
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  He's trying to set himself up as a gatekeeper / rent-seeker - eventually, for anyone to get to perform, they will have to pay a "fee" to be approved.

  He will give out awards - each in the shape of an uncontrollable penis. The golden Lloyd penis award! Ceremonies held in Thailand, of course.
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  Breaking News: Anthony Morris III no longer serving on the Governing Body

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this has been announced on the jw's official website, in the "jw news" section.

  this is not a joke.

  anthony moron da turd is out as a gluttonous body member!

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  Update!!!: As it urns out, sources close to the GB are reporting the real reason for AMs dismissal had to do with the misuse of the WT corporation's brand reputation. He was marketing a new JW breakfast cereal called Kingdom Klusters. Several POC boxes were released and got out. It was described as small clusters of delicious oats and grains with Watchtower shaped marshmallows. For kids, the boxes included "New Light Decoders".
  
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  Scholar and Fisherman

  by Jorden in

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  scholar and fisherman, i started this thread because i didn't want to highjack the one in regard to 588/568.. i just wanted to ask if you were both current active jw's that believe the jw's beliefs?.

  do y'all believe the gb are the f&ds?

  if the answers are no, then why do y'all defend so passionately the date 607?

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  Therefore only God can produce a miracle...

  I remember the time, according to the Bible, that Jesus performed miracles. Ergo...
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  Top AI inventor Geoffrey Hinton reluctantly concluded that AI will probably humanity fairly soon

  by slimboyfat in

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  geoffrey hinton, major inventor of artificial intelligence: .

  “if you take the existential risk seriously, as i now do—i used to think it was way off, but now i think it’s serious, and fairly close—it might be quite sensible to just stop developing these things any further, but i think it’s completely naïve to think that would happen.

  there’s no way to make that happen.

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  Top AI inventor Geoffrey Hinton reluctantly concluded that AI will probably humanity fairly soon

  by slimboyfat in

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  geoffrey hinton, major inventor of artificial intelligence: .

  “if you take the existential risk seriously, as i now do—i used to think it was way off, but now i think it’s serious, and fairly close—it might be quite sensible to just stop developing these things any further, but i think it’s completely naïve to think that would happen.

  there’s no way to make that happen.

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  Go into chapgpt and ask it something that requires it to calculate to the end before it knows whether the answer is correct - like a comprehensive list of all five-letter English words that start with "T", end with "E", and contain "I". It lists a bunch, but here are the first 10:

  1. Tawie
  2. Teind
  3. Tempi
  4. Tenia
  5. Terai
  6. Thine
  7. Tilde
  8. Tiled
  9. Timer
  10. Times