Smells nice where I am. Like a campfire. I feel like grilling now.
MeanMrMustard
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US North East filled with Smoke Hazardous breathing warnings!
by Fisherman inif you live in the northeastern part of the us, the air is filled with smoke.
it is hard to breathe and the burning smell irritates your eyes and breathing.
it is coming from forrest fires thousands of acres in canada.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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MeanMrMustard
We were assured that he only paid for sex with "girls" over 20. He left his wife during Christmas, due to being a victim of a completely uncontrollable penis (as of you have mastery over your penis, all you hypocrites out there). His penis planned the trip, booked the flight, made hotel reservations, all beyond his control. Then when he got there, his penis found respectable prostitutes all of which had fully documented age verfication - all over 20.
He woke up one day, and exclaimed. "Oh my God where am I?" And after a while he realized and said - "Oh silly penis. You've done it again haven't you? Where am I now? Ah Thailand."
But since he's so smart, even his penis chose age verified whores.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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MeanMrMustard
He's trying to set himself up as a gatekeeper / rent-seeker - eventually, for anyone to get to perform, they will have to pay a "fee" to be approved.
He will give out awards - each in the shape of an uncontrollable penis. The golden Lloyd penis award! Ceremonies held in Thailand, of course.
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Breaking News: Anthony Morris III no longer serving on the Governing Body
by WingCommander inthis has been announced on the jw's official website, in the "jw news" section.
this is not a joke.
anthony moron da turd is out as a gluttonous body member!
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Update!!!: As it urns out, sources close to the GB are reporting the real reason for AMs dismissal had to do with the misuse of the WT corporation's brand reputation. He was marketing a new JW breakfast cereal called Kingdom Klusters. Several POC boxes were released and got out. It was described as small clusters of delicious oats and grains with Watchtower shaped marshmallows. For kids, the boxes included "New Light Decoders".
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Scholar and Fisherman
by Jorden inscholar and fisherman, i started this thread because i didn't want to highjack the one in regard to 588/568.. i just wanted to ask if you were both current active jw's that believe the jw's beliefs?.
do y'all believe the gb are the f&ds?
if the answers are no, then why do y'all defend so passionately the date 607?
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Therefore only God can produce a miracle...
I remember the time, according to the Bible, that Jesus performed miracles. Ergo...
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Top AI inventor Geoffrey Hinton reluctantly concluded that AI will probably humanity fairly soon
by slimboyfat ingeoffrey hinton, major inventor of artificial intelligence: .
“if you take the existential risk seriously, as i now do—i used to think it was way off, but now i think it’s serious, and fairly close—it might be quite sensible to just stop developing these things any further, but i think it’s completely naïve to think that would happen.
there’s no way to make that happen.
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Top AI inventor Geoffrey Hinton reluctantly concluded that AI will probably humanity fairly soon
by slimboyfat ingeoffrey hinton, major inventor of artificial intelligence: .
“if you take the existential risk seriously, as i now do—i used to think it was way off, but now i think it’s serious, and fairly close—it might be quite sensible to just stop developing these things any further, but i think it’s completely naïve to think that would happen.
there’s no way to make that happen.
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MeanMrMustard
Go into chapgpt and ask it something that requires it to calculate to the end before it knows whether the answer is correct - like a comprehensive list of all five-letter English words that start with "T", end with "E", and contain "I". It lists a bunch, but here are the first 10:
- Tawie
- Teind
- Tempi
- Tenia
- Terai
- Thine
- Tilde
- Tiled
- Timer
- Times
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Just read that Carl Olof Jonsson died yesterday
by slimboyfat infor newbies, who was carl olof jonsson?
he was a jw in sweden who was challenged by a householder in the 1960s, who pointed out to him that secular history books don’t agree with watchtower that jerusalem was destroyed in 607 bce, but instead place the event 20 years later.
the reason the date is important is because it is the starting date for jw chronology which leads to 1914 as the end of the gentile times, and the beginning of the last days, as jws understand it.
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@Fisherman:
What do you mean? Are you saying VAT 4956 should possibly be tossed out as a fake?
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Just read that Carl Olof Jonsson died yesterday
by slimboyfat infor newbies, who was carl olof jonsson?
he was a jw in sweden who was challenged by a householder in the 1960s, who pointed out to him that secular history books don’t agree with watchtower that jerusalem was destroyed in 607 bce, but instead place the event 20 years later.
the reason the date is important is because it is the starting date for jw chronology which leads to 1914 as the end of the gentile times, and the beginning of the last days, as jws understand it.
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MeanMrMustard
The said scholar and WT scholars are well aware that the PD tables do not allow for the 20 year gap in NB Chronology and that is no big deal for PD tables are about Babylonian Chronology and WT scholars are all about Bible Chronology.
Oops. The real issue pokes out from behind the mask a bit here. Doesn't matter what the evidence shows - it's "no big deal" because he's always falls back on his "Bible Chonology".