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  2034's Coming! UN is banning Religion! Where is the urgency?

  by Nosferatu in

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  it seems that jehovah's spirit disoriented organization has really made a mess with this one.

  people are speculating about 2034. throw the whole un thing about banning religion into the mix.

  jehovah's people are now saying that armageddon's right around the corner (but what else is new?)..

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  joenobody

  It's tough for the Governing Body to get anything done when the better part of the day is spent napping.
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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

  jdub eagerly anticipating the proper food at the proper time......

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  naw... I just found them when searching Jehovah's Witness Parodies on Google...

  One thing I wish I had was old magazines as a kid when we would add captions to the pictures. Those were hilarious.
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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

  jdub eagerly anticipating the proper food at the proper time......

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  This is pretty funny too about kissing Hank's a*s.

  http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv
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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

  jdub eagerly anticipating the proper food at the proper time......

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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

  jdub eagerly anticipating the proper food at the proper time......

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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

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  JW Parodies - Give it your best shot....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  here's one to get yall started:.

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  Found this when searching....

  "Who Can It Be Now" Based on the performance by Men at Work
  "Jehovah's Witness" Parody by Tim Hall

  Jehovah?s Witnesses at my door
  Your ideaology is a bore
  Don't want to join your dumb cult
  Don?t trust your crude biblical insult
  Why do you tell lies about God
  Supporting Adolf Hitler was odd.
  Best off if you leave right now,
  Don't come in ? I will bite like a sow.
  
  Jehovah?s Witness
  Jehovah?s Witness
  Jehovah?s Witness
  Jehovah?s Witness
  
  Jehovah?s Witnesses at my door
  Misquoting the bible even more
  Clad in brown polyester suits
  And wearing, black army surplus boots
  Don?t let them in, I plead to myself;
  There's a lot wrong with their spiritual health.
  They like to isolate you from friends
  Here they come, it feels like the bends
  
  Jehovah?s Witness
  Jehovah?s Witness
  Jehovah?s Witness
  Jehovah?s Witness
  
  I need to sic a Rottweiler on then
  So they will go away
  I do not care if it seems so rude
  They just get in the way
  
  Oh... Jehovah?s Witness
  Oh...Jehovah, Jehovah
  Oh oh no