Somehow, all those pics, above, go right along with the Paradise book creativehoney posted the PDF for.
The first thing I thought of is exactly what those pictures depicted and Elder WannaBe.
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29What does an MS do?
by deemoo inright... so i've hung around on jwn for a while now, but i simply can't figure out where an ministerial servant stands in the hierarchy scheme of the wts.. there's the r&f or rank & file.. then there seems to be the microphone handlers, sound checkers, donation bin watchers, index card for territory managers, person who is in charge of the books, etc.. then there are elders.
circuit overseers.
bethelites.
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by creativhoney inanyone else noticed it?
its with the girl with the pedo and then its in paradise... doo doo dooo dooooo twilight zone music.
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That sheep on page 163; he looks like he'd much rather be mutton.
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by creativhoney inanyone else noticed it?
its with the girl with the pedo and then its in paradise... doo doo dooo dooooo twilight zone music.
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Hmmm, I recall the Great Teacher book being much more graphic. They really have toned it down! My old orange/ginger colored book had eyes being plucked out by crows and buildings being flown into by airplanes. Oh, and let's not forget the little child falling into the earth which had opened up to swallow her.
Now, pfft. It's a kid getting harassed on the street and what looks like a bad fire in a urban area. Kind of like a John Cameron movie set. (see pages 245-247)
As for the good stuff, post-Armageddon, it hasn't changed. All wild animals suddenly tame. The lions, polar bears, cheetahs etc., all just lying about being petted by, yes, all the little kids. Who are walking around picking berries for dinner. Yum. I'm sure those former omivores will really enjoy eating grass. (page 252)
Oh, and that polar bear playing with the cheetah? The wolf yawning on the river bank pretty much says it all.
It's just a dream.
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Many advices are needed! No prudes are allowed here, please. Thank you!
by asilentone inwell, let me tell you about my experience in dating a married woman about a year ago or so, i was dating a married woman, she did not tell me that she was married, but i found about it and i told her that i know that she is married, then she decided not to see me.
she is really hot.
well recently, i learned that my recent date is actually married, but she is also really hot, should i keep my mouth shut not telling her that i know that she is married, so i can keep the relationship with her, i would not mind because i really like her..
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Nice. You both have really moved the ethic meter up a notch.
NOT.
Oh, you might want to ask Tiger Woods how a golf club to the head feels. I hear his wife Elin has a wicked back swing.
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Got this in my email
by stillin inapplication for permission to date my daughter.
name_______________________ date of birth________________ height_________ weight______ .
date of baptism ____________iq___________ gpa_______ social security no._______________________ .
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VIII
Tell us you aren't trying to date a JW gal. Please!
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Ruminating in the tool shed...
by Gregor inactually i'm hiding out.
here's what happened 30 mins ago.... .
... been busy all morning preparing to go to our son's house next door.
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Are you a writer for that new TV show on ABC Modern Family? You crack me up! Oh, and do the flower thingy, great idea.
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Got this in my email
by stillin inapplication for permission to date my daughter.
name_______________________ date of birth________________ height_________ weight______ .
date of baptism ____________iq___________ gpa_______ social security no._______________________ .
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VIII
The *GPA* is the only thing that doesn't really fit within the WT dogma
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I like it clean. Very clean. But, since I am the one doing it (today, again), I have gotten lax. I don't wipe the trim down every week like I used to and I don't Swiffer every few days. I do have a very clean kitchen sink. We never have dishes waiting to be washed or in the sink. Ever. I hand wash them or put them immediately in the dish washer. I clean the toilets at least every other day.
My husband wouldn't notice if mold were growing on the mattress.
I guess I could be a slob. But if I were, I couldn't sleep. I'd obsess about what I needed to do.
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Donny Osmond?! WTF??
by undercover ini don't normally give a rat's arse what happens on dancing with the stars, don't see it every week even, but i did watch the finale.
having seen the last couple of episodes, i thought for sure mya would win...should win.. but donny osmond??.
maybe the end is near....
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I guess I'm in the minority here......I'm glad Donny Osmond won.
And they called it Puppy Looovvvve!
I don't mind he won. When he sang that song, I laughed. I was a little kid and recall when it made the radio hits.
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Donny Osmond?! WTF??
by undercover ini don't normally give a rat's arse what happens on dancing with the stars, don't see it every week even, but i did watch the finale.
having seen the last couple of episodes, i thought for sure mya would win...should win.. but donny osmond??.
maybe the end is near....
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10 million mormons can't be wrong !!
I was surprised to say the least! I thought for sure Mya would win. I almost went to bed, I was so sure. (almost)
I can't believe Kelly got into the finals. Granted, she smiled a lot, however, she danced like a Bear at a dinner party.
Mya got my vote.