Asheron

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  So little knowledge

  by grissom6471 in

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  2. friends

  so many people here and so little knowledge of jehovah's witnesses.

  there are still people here associating jehovah's witnesses with the watchtower society when that is not the case.

  so many people look to the past not the future.

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  Asheron

  Grissom,

  I just got a call from your old high school. They reviewed the grammar, punctuation and general IQ quality of your posts. They want the Diploma back.

  Asheron
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  Floating Corpses will Point North says Golden Age Doctor

  by VM44 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the golden age issue of april 30, 1930:

  "it is stated that if a human corpse is left on a float in a tank it will inevitably turn with its head to the north.

  even through the lifeless body the lines of magnetic force will go in the direction they prefer.

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  Blondie,

  Your comment made me laugh so hard an entire turkey sandwich passed through my left nostril.
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  So little knowledge

  by grissom6471 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so many people here and so little knowledge of jehovah's witnesses.

  there are still people here associating jehovah's witnesses with the watchtower society when that is not the case.

  so many people look to the past not the future.

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  Grissom

  Im tellin your mom that your playin on da evil internet with apostates. You gonna git it fer sure!! That'll learn ya good for messin wit da devil peoples.

  Asheron (of the So Little Knowledge Class)
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  JW Claymation Propaganda

  by mavie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-i7xqqdhq.

  found this on another board.

  it's about 10 minutes...and o so sickening!.

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  Asheron

  I may have to rip this down and change the soundtrack to a more realistic presentation.
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  Talk by brother Herd (long)

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the stars fall from heaven?

  ~sigh~ and youll fall across the finish line into the new world!

  we dont want that brothers.

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  Asheron

  I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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  24 WWJD

  by Asheron in

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  2. entertainment

  24 is simply the best show on tv.

  do you watch it?

  wwjd = "what would jack do?

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  Asheron

  24 is simply the best show on TV. Do you watch it?

  WWJD = "What Would Jack Do?"
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  witnoids just came to my door! woo hoo!!!

  by tetrapod.sapien in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  looks like i am not on their "do-not-call" list anymore!!

  mwa ha ha ha!!!

  i bet they are going to have to rewrite the reasoning book now~!

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  Asheron

  Awesome
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  Give a JW answer to a question..................

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  you surely noticed that the jw's have an answer to everything.. question: my dad died.

  jw answer: he will probably resurrect .

  question: i don't feel well.

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  Asheron

  Question: I have a few questions regarding multiple issues that I feel might suggest we dont have the Truth.

  Answer: Asheron is no longer one of Jehovahs Witnesses and is to be considered evil, Let the shunning begin! Now Brother Smith will give his talk on brotherly love.
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  The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun

  by Pleasuredome in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.

  marshall hall is a retired high school teacher and president of the fair education foundation, inc. marshall is married to his beloved wife, bonnie.

  his organization is committed to discovering truth and exposing deception.

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  Asheron

  Dam, There goes my excuse when I get dizzy from drinking and fall down.
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  Children of Men **FLUFF**

  by Asheron in

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  2. friends

  the wife and i went to see this film today.

  wow it blew me away.

  it was a combination of apocalyptic futurism, a chase film, a love story, classic mythos, a contemporary political allegory with a taste of theism all in one.

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  The wife and I went to see this film today. WOW it blew me away. It was a combination of apocalyptic futurism, a chase film, a love story, classic mythos, a contemporary political allegory with a taste of theism all in one. Oh... and Clive Owen kicks a$$ as an actor. See it!

  Asheron