Oh wow! And I thought I was sick and twisted.
Way to go!
Justice-One
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Will there be a time when NO ONE will be able to become a JW anymore?
by JH in.
the witnesses always said that at some point in time, it will be too late to join, the doors will be closed.. do you believe that will happen, or is it just to scare the witnesses?
and what would trigger the watchtower to decide, it's too late?
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Will there be a time when NO ONE will be able to become a JW anymore?
by JH in.
the witnesses always said that at some point in time, it will be too late to join, the doors will be closed.. do you believe that will happen, or is it just to scare the witnesses?
and what would trigger the watchtower to decide, it's too late?
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Justice-One
My Mom used to tell me that if I thought field service was hard now, just wait. Soon we would be going door to door and telling people they can no longer be saved, and that they are doomed.
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
some things to think about:.
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Justice-One
SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
- What is wrong with getting an education?
- Is an education a bad thing? Why?
- Why are you not supposed to think for yourself, or ask “hard” questions?
- Have you heard of the book 1984? You may be living in an “Orwellian World.”
- Does the society fear the Internet because the real “truth” can be found there?
- If smoking is bad because you are “defiling” your body – what about obesity?
- Did you know that the “society” now says “blood fractions” are a conscious matter?
- How many needlessly died before this “new light” came to be?
- How many families and lives have the Witnesses ruined?
- Why so many rules, and the need to spy on your friends?
- How old is the “generation” of 1914 getting? (Are any really still alive?)
- Remember 1975, and all the other years the Governing Body put forth as “the end?”
- Is the governing body inspired? One year they are, the next their not. – They aren’t.
- Do you serve God or an organization run by man?
- Do some research on the NWT; see how the real meaning was changed on certain things.
- What if it’s NOT the “truth?”
- If it’s not the truth, are you wasting your life?
And he said, "Take heed that you are not led astray; for many will come in my name, saying, 'I am he!' and, 'The time is at hand!' Do not go after them. Luke 21:8 Are you doing this?" Have you been told, “Your deliverance is at hand?” Or maybe “the end” is so close you could “touch it with your tongue?” How many times have you heard this? – Do the years 1874, 1914, 1915, 1925, 1935, and 1975 come to mind? They should. These are the years when we were told the end would come.
I was a loyal witness for more than 47 years before I came to realize they did not have “the truth.” I hope it does not take you that long. Mine was a wasted life. And a wasted life is a terrible thing.
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
some things to think about:.
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Justice-One
Luke 21:8
And he said, "Take heed that you are not led astray; for many will come in my name, saying, 'I am he!' and, 'The time is at hand!' Do not go after them.
You could add the question at the bottom...
"Are you doing this?"EXCELLENT!
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
some things to think about:.
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Justice-One
Love your profile. I want some of what you were smoking when you wrote that LOLOL!
Not smoking, drinking. - Glenfiddich, the only way to fly.
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
some things to think about:.
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Also I want to say to you, be careful, JW don't use violence YEAH RIGHT!!!
My plan is to go to the bathrooms during the session. Go into the stalls and tape them to the walls. Then release the stink bomb, - JUST KIDDING - and leave.
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
some things to think about:.
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Justice-One
if you get these done in time, could you send me a template? i think i might put some at our district convention.... that is great!
Would you like it in Word or Notepad? And would you like the Bio also?
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
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One editorial correction on your list. The item about the governing body being inspired - it should be they're, not their, at the end of the sentence.
Roger that.
BTW, I can't take all the credit for my bio. Anyone that has watched the movie Austin Powers will recognize that it has a lot in common with Dr. Evils bio. I just added a few more "details." LOL
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium, who was a Jehovah Witness. He had low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. She was studying to be a Witness when they married. She already had two bastard sons and they had webbed feet also, along with a very limited IQ. I never was able to see eye to eye with them, as they never matured. - Or grew taller than 4 feet. They also suffered from an extremely bad body odor. (They grew up to become Elders in the local congregation.) When my father was not going door to door, he would womanize, he would drink, and he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets and attend District Conventions. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really, this was taught by the Witnesses as a way to prepare the young for the way the world would treat them. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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My mission...Help please
by Justice-One ini will be going to the convention soon.
i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.
some things to think about:.
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Justice-One
That might not be a bad idea!!