some of us are struggling with quiting. (14 months for me.) screw you.
Priest73
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SMOKING
by elder-schmelder inwill we be able to smoke in the "new system"?.
i think that we would because our lungs will be perfect and can cleanse themselfs.. .
elder-schmelder.
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Priest73
Did you get caught jerking off in the plumbing dept again?
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Post-Caturday Surprise
by bluecanary ini live in a third floor apartment.
this morning there was a cat on my balcony.
when we came near to the door, she ran, leaving behind two kittens.
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Priest73
errr.... i mean chum.
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Post-Caturday Surprise
by bluecanary ini live in a third floor apartment.
this morning there was a cat on my balcony.
when we came near to the door, she ran, leaving behind two kittens.
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Priest73
cats make good bait.
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Ladies, do you talk too much?
by asilentone inplease do not beat me up for asking that kind of question!
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Priest73
just female children then? I like keyser's answer.
I was only kidding. Children should be seen not heard.
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Ladies, do you talk too much?
by asilentone inplease do not beat me up for asking that kind of question!
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Priest73
Categorizing one gender as being guilty of a certain trait is never a good idea. Excessive talking is never gender based. Is that called starting out with a false premise?
You are correct. It's women AND Children.
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any ideas on cleaning suit jackets?
by Spike Tassel ini wear a suit jacket or blazer 365 days a year, currently rotating 16 jackets.. i am allergic to tobacco and perfumes and various household cleaners.. any suggestions as to how i can clean them myself, without the hazards of going to a drycleaner?.
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Priest73
Somehow the idea of a 40 year old Spike Tassel living in his parents' basement makes sense, given the posting history.
I'm pretty sure there's been a movie or 2 about that kind of situation.
Poke fun at him because of his beliefs. Not his fashion choices.
Carry on.
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"Time and unforseen occurence"...a Witness loophole Scripture when your Sh## out of luck!
by Witness 007 ini hate this scripture!
it's a loophole....jehovah is of course protecting his servants but when one of his pioneers or elders is hit by a runaway car and killed it was just...."time and unforseen occurence...".
yes jehovah will look out for you if you pray to him, but.....the "time and unforseen occurence" clause may still get you in the end!.
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Priest73
It's a matter of spiritual discernment, I suggest. Cake doesn't help my weight
It's a matter of blindly following a fictional book but together by Constantine and the Nicaean coucil (a bunch of bishops)
And yes that cake makes your ass look fat.
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Hypothetically, If Someone Created a Fake Congregation to Trick Another...
by OnTheWayOut inlet's just stay hypothetical.
if someone wanted to create a fake congregation in 7-miles-from-nowhere, north dakota (7-m-f-n, n.d. congregation) in order to trick the elders at another congregation, what could they get away with?.
just assume that they use a p.o.
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Priest73
Reniaa,
You are by far the most successful troll todate on JWN... Kudos on the troll farkle. well done! (but take a break)
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"Time and unforseen occurence"...a Witness loophole Scripture when your Sh## out of luck!
by Witness 007 ini hate this scripture!
it's a loophole....jehovah is of course protecting his servants but when one of his pioneers or elders is hit by a runaway car and killed it was just...."time and unforseen occurence...".
yes jehovah will look out for you if you pray to him, but.....the "time and unforseen occurence" clause may still get you in the end!.
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Priest73
It not a matter of luck, but discernment. If you're a newbie, you a translator, a mentor, a guide, and your wits about you. At least, Jehovah and His Word are still there to help make decisions. And, of course, so are your contacts.
That just tells me that your imaginary friend is:
A. Not as "powerfull" as you think
B. Does not give two toots about humans.
D. Just the name of Reinna's vibrator
D. All of the above
Survey Says?