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  Looking for a ?

  by kel78 in

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  i am looking for a girl i cauld sweep off their feet

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  wombat

  Frog...Smith's (Criterion?) Hotel next to the bridge on the south side of the river always had good steaks. Stayed there a lot 35 years ago. The lady with the tea trolley who tapped on the door in the morning always gave me an extra arrowroot biscuit. Fond memories.

  Further north the Orient Hotel was my favourite. Always had a good band.

  I reckon I'll move back up that way one day. Could be some good real estate bargains in Innisfail soon. A lot of folk will have to leave. There will be no more crops for at least a year and that's the only industry.

  But Tassie has absolutely the best real estate value in Australia and is one of the prettiest places.

  I wonder if kel75 has got himself a girl yet? Where the bloody hell are you Kel ? Come back for a chat.
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  Looking for a ?

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  Frog...NQ or EffenQ ? (FNQ).

  Yeah Premier Pete and Mr Howard learned a lesson from George W. about the public backlash from reacting slowly.

  The devastation there is beyond belief. As Pete said tonight, the area affected is half the size of Tasmania - bigger than some European countries. Big rain forests wiped out.

  It is bloody amazing that not one person was killed. They had a similar size cyclone there - exactly the same path - back in the 1800s and there were about 120 deaths. (This figure doesn't include aborigines. They weren't people then).
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  Looking for a ?

  by kel78 in

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  wombat

  Bloody oath...the last time we had day light saving the cows wouldn't milk, the chooks wouldn't lay and the curtains faded.

  Anyway our Premier reckons that the sun shines out of his bum and he's not getting up an hour earlier for anyone.
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  Looking for a ?

  by kel78 in

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  Sorry Ballistic...It is 9.20 pm, not 9.40. You see the big hand was on the four..........
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  Looking for a ?

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  wombat

  Ballistic...9.40 pm Saturday nite. I think that unc is having a sleep-in.
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  Most irritating adverts

  by greendawn in

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  what were some of the most irritating advertisements you came across on tv, radio, internet, newspapers, magazines etc .

  i remember how margarine adverts called them good for the heart because they contained no cholesterol or saturated fats but they were loaded with trans fats that are indeed bad for the heart.

  now good quality margarines dont have any but in the past they contained 20-40% trans fats.

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  Yeah Frog.. The cringe factor really kicks in. Never mind. Even if they spend one night here before they return disappointed we'll have made some money out of them.

  I chuckled at your description of you local ad. I can imagine a bunch of boozy salesmen hanging back at the office with a slab of VB ("Sorry, Honey, had to work late on a new TV commercial).
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  Looking for a ?

  by kel78 in

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  wombat

  Sorry...it's a shame we can't pick out our own noses. I wish that I had a bum. (Oops..sorry..back to noses.
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  Looking for a ?

  by kel78 in

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  wombat

  Why does one of ballistics ears hang lower than the other?
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  Looking for a ?

  by kel78 in

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  wombat

  Hi Kel 78. It's always good to see a new face here. Have a good time.

  I would like to meet a woman who cauld sweep.
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  Most irritating adverts

  by greendawn in

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  what were some of the most irritating advertisements you came across on tv, radio, internet, newspapers, magazines etc .

  i remember how margarine adverts called them good for the heart because they contained no cholesterol or saturated fats but they were loaded with trans fats that are indeed bad for the heart.

  now good quality margarines dont have any but in the past they contained 20-40% trans fats.

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  wombat

  Has the "where the bloody hell are you?" ad for Australian tourism begun in theUK/USA yet.?

  Anyone having trouble understanding it?