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  Hate CO Visit

  by thepackage in

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  2. experiences

  our cong.

  recently had its co visit, and i realized how fake people can be when the co is around.

  elders take time off of work to go out on service during the week, ms's that want to be elders kiss butt to the co. taking the co and his wife out to lunch become a competition.

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  Well, for a time I did enjoy listening to the CO's concluding talk. It would normally contain a section on what the congregation needs to work on e.g. more bible studies etc. I learnt early on that you would also get the occasional veiled reference to an ongoing problem that is bothering the BOE e.g. sisters cat-fighting among themselves and hissing at elders who try to referee, need to learn obedience, or anally-retentive elder, lording the BOE, making lives difficult for brothers, need to tone down a bit. etc

  It was deliciously entertaining to work out, after the talk, why the CO said what he said and who it was meant for.

  INQ
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  Re: telling on one another

  by A Paduan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  read this on another board about jws "telling on one another" .

  sad and pathetic to the point of being humourous .

  if things started to go wrong in the congregation (no increase in publishers/bible studies, teenagers playing up, contributions down) they would say jehovah was witholding his spirit from the congregation because someone must be sinning secretly and thus offending his spirit, and this is why the congregation wasn't flourishing.

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  which means everytime your monkey raises his head, you slap him and say.."DOWN BOY, DOWN"!!!!!............. ( pay no mind to the last sentence

  So you slap your monkey to curb a monkey-spanking habit. That almost made sense, gumby. <chuckle>
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  News About 2006 Memorial

  by Severus in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is a call to action.

  please read.

  jehovah's witnesses will be celebrating the memorial of jesus death on wednesday, april 12th.

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  Inquisitor

  Thanks for that link, severus.

  Our goal is better served this way than by causing a glass of wine to explode. lol.

  INQ
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  Re: telling on one another

  by A Paduan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  read this on another board about jws "telling on one another" .

  sad and pathetic to the point of being humourous .

  if things started to go wrong in the congregation (no increase in publishers/bible studies, teenagers playing up, contributions down) they would say jehovah was witholding his spirit from the congregation because someone must be sinning secretly and thus offending his spirit, and this is why the congregation wasn't flourishing.

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  They don't reprove people for playing with themselves. Unless they maybe play with themselves in front of somebody else.

  I don't know if it is officially termed "reproof", but wouldn't the BOE prevent an individual from commenting at meetings if he/she confesses to masturbation?

  INQ

  “I pummel my body and lead it as a slave.” (1 Corinthians 9:27)

  Rabbi INQ's interpretation: "I beat my meat and well does it serve my needs"
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  Does anyone know how to turn RED wine into a weird colour?? Orange or blue or green would be nice. Mayeb even sludge brown.
  
  I'd love to make it look like water, but history/tradition has shown that Messiahs are made to expire very quickly.
  INQ
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  Moggylover

  Isn't Muscat a fortified wine? Isn't it suppose to be very very sweet like port?

  You can't use fortified wine for the Memorial, can you?

  INQ
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  Ours is cordless. How do you hijack the sound system? Tell me! Tell me NOW!!
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  Exxxx-cellent!

  Maybe puncture a hole in the capsule to make sure the dry ice does come into contact with the wine!
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  Seriously, is there a way to delay the fumes of dry ice when dropping a chip into the wine? Cos if it fumed up too quickly, it would be way too obvious who the culprit was.
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  spew the wine across the knecks of the JWs in front of you (as long as it aint me), stand up and declare, "Enough! Enough of this p*ssy assed sh*t!" and then whip out your bottle of Jack, pull a swig off the top, shout, "Nick, nick!", and pass it to the ashened faced broad to your left.

  I'd pay good money to watch that slapstick comedy, cosmic!!