bboy - sorry about the blank flame clouds above your balls. Did you get it from the surfer chick? They have medicine for that you know.
closer
it's completely crap!
but hilarious too - i entered the keywords 'faith' and 'religion' and this is what it gave me!!!.
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~esincoff/poetry/jpoetry.html.
bboy - sorry about the blank flame clouds above your balls. Did you get it from the surfer chick? They have medicine for that you know.
closer
it's completely crap!
but hilarious too - i entered the keywords 'faith' and 'religion' and this is what it gave me!!!.
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~esincoff/poetry/jpoetry.html.
Here is a poem about me it generated! LOL!
Slowly Closer2fine finishes upon the hairless sea.
Listless, helpless, but never neighing
Swiftly it raced from the front of the crystal jalopy.
As I grunt in a tree, I startle thee
She was really really erotic
Never planned.. . Never more has been belched
Billowing, fabricating, the woman felt like a dictator.
The sailor scolded the jackal, to no avail.
Spare me your tempermental bauble or I shall massacre.
closer
mom and dad were watching tv when mom said, "i'm tired, and it's .
getting late.
i think i'll go to bed.
Clarification - I didn't write this.
I think it is beautiful too.
The author is unknown.
Bobsgirl - your story was truly wonderful.
closer
mom and dad were watching tv when mom said, "i'm tired, and it's .
getting late.
i think i'll go to bed.
Yeru - thanks for leaving my mom out of it :o)
closer
mom and dad were watching tv when mom said, "i'm tired, and it's .
getting late.
i think i'll go to bed.
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's
getting late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's
lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and readied the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes
into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book back into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.
She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by
the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.
Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
& age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and
filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said.
She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then
made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm, laid out clothing for the next
day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
particular, "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought.
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
'CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL...
closer
simon.... thanks for your hard work and the freedom.
you give us here on the board.. i vote you as "man of the year".
it's to bad we all don't live in a small english town.
I agree with Logical, I've tried sucking on, er up to Simon and it got me nothing but this funny rash.
closer
teeeeheeeee just kidding Simon :o)
"of the excluded class"
i don't think someone meant for me to get this reply .
hi (name removed).
i thought you might be interested in this page: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13759.
According to bboyneko there are more who don't like us.....
. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=14424&site=3
closer
Mean People Produce
Little Mean People
the over the hill gang.. so, it's official now.
i'm middle aged.. happy birthday to me.. andee
.
I'll be the big 3-0 soon. *sigh*
Any advice?
closer
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Little Mean People
i don't think someone meant for me to get this reply .
hi (name removed).
i thought you might be interested in this page: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13759.
P.S. Do you have a secret code name?
closer
Mean People Produce
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i don't think someone meant for me to get this reply .
hi (name removed).
i thought you might be interested in this page: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13759.
The fact that they are on this board exposes them. They cannot be true witnesses if they read this board.
closer
Mean People Produce
Little Mean People