awww theres soooo many great ones here, and national boundries don't even matter, what a f@cked up childhood we all had eh!
I always wondered why i love my Honda and 2 coupes, and now i know! i remember a brother getting a Honda Prelude, and the rap he got for that because it wasn't a 4 door car was unbeleivable! I loved that car, and because of that instance i bought one myself!!! I still have one to this day, to me driving it says "i did it my waaaaaaaaaaay"
I rememebr a particularary (sp?) strange sister in our hall, in the early 80's had some bee in her bonnet about tracksuits being untheocratic or something stupid, due to the glorification of sport over jehovahs glory, go figure! So while my mates were sporting cool Adidas tracksuits etc, i looked like a complete gimp!
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Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....
by doodle-v induring class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?
" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.
-doodle-v. your turn!
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What do witnesses fear?
by joelbear indestruction?
naah, they know that this is really never going to happen to them.. the obscure threat of "displeasing jehovah"?
no, he isn't really real to them.. social disapproval?
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the unknown, which is what we are!!!
The fear of living without the blanket of guilt and shame that they have come to depend on!
I used to schedule my time to have the inevitable "Mark, can we have a chat in the bookroom after the meeting please" included in it!! Never scared me, i loved the fact that i pissed the old boys off! Thats THE one reason I despise authority without humility now! The only thing i ever feared was having to go on the ministry and see my school mates!
I had my own ways around that, seen as i knew where all my mates lived, and my dad was the Service Overseer for our group, I'd always hae a look on the Friday night in the study to see what ministry we were doing on Saturday morning, and then make up some excuse about getting my hours in with Brother so-and-so in an other territory, and of course i started the clock as soon as I left the house, and walk the long way, so at least an hour to get to their ministry, just in time for them to be clocking off!! Ah happy days! -
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St John's Wort led me to this JW site!
by AuntieJane ininteresting, in searching out info on sjw, this guy had this great website about his former jw girlfriend and her strange beliefs!
pretty funny!
just sharing, http://www.redbeet.com/.
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way to go Kelly! I think you got off lightly mate!! you could of married this waste of space and spent your life 100% miserable all the time! Use your h@xX0rz skills to trace the malicious emails, then have some boys pay the fools a visit. As for this Nora-thing, shes typical of the gold digging materialistic whores the Dubs pump out! The good ones leave mate!
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Do Must Dubs Have Pre-Marital Sex?
by tall penguin init's not often talked about but in my experience a lot of witnesses have sex (or something like it) during their courtship.
and most of them never go to the elders about it.
recent case in point: my dear friend got married this past summer.
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lol definately not FHN!!
I like my lady to wear clothes that accentuate her best parts and imply am air of classiness and symbiosis of flesh versus cloth.
If i wanted her to dress like a nun, i'd send her off to convent school!
Anyways my mrs designs her own clothes, seen as society has seen fit to call her abnormal, so we proved them wrong eh! linky linky to her website is http://www.atlargeclothing.com.au
For all you big buxom beauties out there, shes got the threads you need! -
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Do Must Dubs Have Pre-Marital Sex?
by tall penguin init's not often talked about but in my experience a lot of witnesses have sex (or something like it) during their courtship.
and most of them never go to the elders about it.
recent case in point: my dear friend got married this past summer.
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Of course they do!!!
The Dubs are one of the most hypocritical cults ever to exist! My own personal expereinces were testemony to this. I had a one night stand with a sister afer we were drunk, and nearly 6 years later the elders found out about it because i was engaged to another sister to be married (and we were at it like rabbits then lol) and she got jealous! how warped is that!
I never did get married to that sister, she was a headcase too, shes been married/divirced/married again to the same moron of a husband and seems to be connected to the Society by a rubber band!
All my friends had the guilts and confessed, i never did, i felt that a loving "god" who instilled the urge to get jiggy, would be dishonoured if we didn't uphold that desire! Chastity? pah, for frigid puritans maybe, but for me, sex is truly a fine skill to be mastered.
Most of the sisters i met and knew were so screwed up, unloved and were obsessed about their peer group impression, i hated it! I feel sorry for the poor fools who marry "in the lord" becasue they're getting the really shitty end if the stick there!
And i concluded that the elders, so starved of a bit of decent sex, use the JC's to get their mojo happening, just imagining these young couples writhing about in sweaty torrid laviciousness! -
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your so right Frannie, I work in a car smash repairers, and biggest arsehole customers are the ones with teh little fishes on the back of the cars, or the Jesus Saves stickers!
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Where Is Paradise?
by Honesty inthe wtbts says it is on earth.
however, an examination of the 3 scriptures that mention paradise raises questions as to the validity of the wt's claims.
for instance, at luke 23:43 jesus tells the criminal beside him that he (the criminal) will be with him (jesus) in paradise.
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Great Ocean Road, Victoria, Australia..... In my car, with my mrs, Dean martin on the stereo, sun shining on the black top.... plus you get to see the 12 Apostles there too!
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Its not religion at fault, its ambitious men with power in mind that cause conflict! Men are naturally collectors of things and have some dumb inane need to think they are the best at their chosen mojo, regardless of its relevance or importance. They are more likely to get obsessive about it as well! Think beanie baby collectors of some years ago, i bet you the person with the most beanie babies in the world is a loser man, surounded by his vast collection!
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you wouldnt laugh if everytime you turned on MTV or Free-to-Air here in Australia and in England and you have the adverts for Jamster Mobile Phone Ring tones, with the Crazy Frog doing that irratating braaaap braaaaaaap durring ding drrrringg de drinnnnnnng all the effing time!!!!!
made me laugh though because the Crazy Frog single beat Coldplay to Number one in the Popcharts!!! Take that you tofu treehugger!!! Write some music with some soul next time!!! -
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Hi guys, I'm new...
by bitemeWT ini grew up in a "divided household" in missouri.
i suspect my mother had post partum depression when jws knocked on her door.
she fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
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Hey welcome, great to see another True Beleiver, of the Real Truth!!
Welcome, Bite me. I'd love to see some big a$$ sea monster crawl out of the Atlantic Ocean and take a bite of Bethel. Preferrably the part where the gov bod and all their henchman reside.
And FHN, it can be arranged, i have powerful friends in Scotland, just say the word! Beacuse The Loch Ness monster exists, it must do, well that crazy biblical stuff about A Great Flood happened, why wouldn't Nessie exist by that rationale!!!