Posts by BONEZZ

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The Mighty Led Zeppelin Soars Again !!

by flipper in

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friends

i know brent r. had a thread on this yesterday or day before , but in honor of my personal all-time favorite group, i had to write a few things here !

if some of you have seen the u-tube of them performing songs with john bonham's son jason on drums , it was an incredible performance !

watching their expertise on " stairway to heaven " and " kashmir " was like being back in high school again, like they never went away !

BONEZZ

Ya got good taste there Mr. Flipper. I always said I'd go back to the KH the day they put "Stairway to Heaven" in the Kingdom Melodies songbook.

Hey you don't think that song is about the Slobbering Body do you? I mean, aren't They and the other "annointed" part of that stairway? And what about "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"...is that about Lucifer in his pre-kicked-out-f-heaven life? Or is about Lucille Ball? These questions and more...enquiring minds want to know.

BONEZZ

PS. As someone else mentioned about Jimmy Page...hard to picture him with Herman's Hermits. Kinda like Liberace playing keyboard for Hank Jr.

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I could use some information

by BONEZZ in

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friends

i need to know the address of a strictly (or almost) jdub site.

preferably a site that won't make me jump thru hoops...like, what page are we on at book study?

and that kinda crap.

BONEZZ

zeroday...Thanks. I will try there and see.

-BONEZZ

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I could use some information

by BONEZZ in

jw
friends

i need to know the address of a strictly (or almost) jdub site.

preferably a site that won't make me jump thru hoops...like, what page are we on at book study?

and that kinda crap.

BONEZZ

Pretty puleeeeze

-BONEZZ

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I could use some information

by BONEZZ in

jw
friends

i need to know the address of a strictly (or almost) jdub site.

preferably a site that won't make me jump thru hoops...like, what page are we on at book study?

and that kinda crap.

BONEZZ

I need to know the address of a strictly (or almost) JDub site. Preferably a site that won't make me jump thru hoops...like, what page are we on at book study? and that kinda crap. Just some place where I can go on and talk with some of the lifers. Thanks!

-BONEZZ

NO I AM NOT GOIN' BACK!!!!!!!! (just an experiment)

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A New Scholar has just entered the Building

by Honesty in

our new resident scholar, rev1212 informs the board that.... the year 1914, which is the year that the gentile times (aka appointed times of the nations) ended, was determined though a study of the bible along with no doubt some holy spirit given to the brothers that were able to discern this information.. there are quite a few scriptures involved in coming to the year 1914, one of them from ezekiel about "lifting off the crown and it will be no one's until he who has the legal right comes".

so that is the starting point, which was 607 bc, when jerusalem fell to babylon.

then another significant scripture is from daniel chapter 4 which showed the appointed times of the nations would be "seven times".

BONEZZ

I have Johanes Greber's home phone number...maybe we can do a conference call?

JG: Hallo, this is Yo-han.

US: Yes brother Greber can you give some support for the Watchtower's 1914 date?

JG: Yah I can...Jus' last nite I vas talking to my Vee-gee board and it clearly spelled out nine-teen and four-teen.

US: So you are solidly behind the Watchtower's assesment of that date?

JG: Vy yes I am...and da udder brudders here at da old spiritist's home all agree vith me.

So there you have it from one of the WTBS's foremost authorities!

-BONEZZ

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Masters of Manipulation: Satan angrier than ever - book study consolidated

by truthseeker in

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i have spoken to a number of jws since the annoucement was made about the private book study group being eliminated from jan 2009.. .

the governing body were fully aware that writing "satan is angrier than ever" as the opening sentence of the letter, jehovah's witnesses would put 2 and 2 together and make 5.. .

they were counting on this.

BONEZZ

Ya know, I ran into Satan the other day at WalMart and he really is pissed off...

...apparently too many Dubbies are purchasing 4-door cars and SUVs creating an overwhelming surplus of nice 2-door models and really screwing up the economy. That and the fact that Satan has major investments in the cotton-blend fabric industry and all those Dubbies insist on Polyester-blends...his dividends are way down....Good gawd people, How is the preeminent Evil Being of the whole Universe supposed to build any kind of retirement package with 6-million Dubbies flaunting their "right" to be different. And now they will spend less at the pump hurting the Great Horned One's oil portfolio.

The Drueling Body is way ahead of him! Instead of retiring in the lap-of-luxury in Vegas he's going to be forced into spending his golden years at Jerry Springer Trailer Haven in Del Rio Texas. A very sad end to such a proud celestial entity.

-BONEZZ

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Falling Asleep at Assemblies

by LouBelle in

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friends

yes i have dozed off many times when i used to attend.

most of the time kept the shades on as we used to have outside assemblies.

the thing was not to slide off the chair, drop your head forward or snore.. i've seen some brothers/sister hitting a serious lean to the left or right as they slept and then they'd jerk awake, only to lean again.. some people had sneaky methods.

BONEZZ

The trick is to paint wide open eyeballs on your eyelids so it looks like you're awake while you're snoozing away.

-BONEZZ

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Suing the tower

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/157788/1.ashx.

in the above thread, otwo made a comment about how someone might sue the wt based on their shunning policy.

i have not seen the topic discussed here and have been unsuccessful in getting the search function of the site to gather information about it, but i wonder if we as a group could sue the washtowel society.

BONEZZ

All I can say is, the WTBS is getting away with murder. Try kicking someone out of your business, fraternal organization or other religion and then tell the co-workers, members or rest of the flock to treat them like Whores & Cheats...and see if you can get away with it.

-BONEZZ

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Can anyone tell me why Dubs dont do Mother's Day

by Princess Daisy Boo in

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friends

it is mother's day on sunday and i cant for the life of me remember why the dubs dont do this one?

BONEZZ

It was da Judge who I believe first put the nail in the Mom's Day coffin. Can't remember which book but he rails against "standing up when a woman enters the room", "removing your hat" for them and especially their own Day...oh my gawd...da debil is workin' overtime with all this creature worship.

-BONEZZ

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Suing the tower

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/157788/1.ashx.

in the above thread, otwo made a comment about how someone might sue the wt based on their shunning policy.

i have not seen the topic discussed here and have been unsuccessful in getting the search function of the site to gather information about it, but i wonder if we as a group could sue the washtowel society.

BONEZZ

I still think a slander/defamation suit could be successfully pursued since the WTBS actively tell their followers from the platform and in their printed material to "treat" people who leave their organization as, "liars, fornicators, idolaters", etc. These are people who voluntarily leave becasue of differing opinions. In other words, you can NEVER leave under any good circumstance without it ruining your family structure.

Case in point, my parents were denied their "right" to go to their granddaughters wedding reception because they disassociated. She stated in a letter to them that she could "allow" them to come to the wedding to observe her ceremony but they had to "leave after that", because attending the reception would be "socializing" with them. Feel the love. As someone once pointed out, the WTBS is just like the Mafia because you can join but you can never leave. I also read somewhere that Courts were NOT sympathetic to entities who have disruptive influences on families.

-BONEZZ

PS. For any Dubbies who might be reading this, my 70+ parents were not "liars, fornicators, idolators" or anything else insinuated by the WTBS but if you have the balls to say it to my face prepare to have your ass kicked.