WARNING: This post is R rated...
Does a bear defecate in an area of many trees? (Does it sh*t in da woods)
Witnesses: missionary, woman-on-top is a conscience matter
"Worldly": missionary, woman-on-top, doggie style, from behind, from the side, masturbation, oral sex, 69, standing up, sitting down, "flight of the butterfly", the whole Kama Sutra, with-sheep, without-sheep (conscience matter?), licking honey from lover's nipple, massage, quicky, slowy, mediumy, night-long romp, 69, t*t-f**k, cucumber, off the side of the bed, off the bed, on the floor, on the table, in the bathtub, the infamous "slim-dicky swizzler", finger, toe, camel-toe, hump, dry hump, wet-hump, 69, 69, so slow you fall asleep, "the one with the flick" (a la Jerry Seinfeld), on a desk, 69, orgy, loving, controlling, commanding, S+M, roleplaying, and finally....... you guessed it... 69.
Did I miss anything Xena? lol
Futher Mucking Futher Mucker